I love these. Years ago someone (I think Fed) posted something similar on OO. I almost wet myself laughing at them. My favorite from that one was a simple feedback that read, "Sun goes down, pants go down. Sun comes up, pants come up".
the one that made me almost spit out of coffee from this guy's feedbacks was
WADDA GYP!—These PAPAL INDULGENCES you sold me are only good for CLOWN heaven!