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« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2005, 04:13:29 PM »

Matrix, is that you in disguise?
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« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2005, 06:09:35 PM »

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The 14 year old in me needs to state the obvious and suggest that it was cold when that picture was taken. Quite cold. Cut through glass cold.


Dafones, i think that's a fold in the fabric, calm down... :wink:
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2005, 06:38:14 PM »

It's totally a nipple. She's got fairly big breasts and that "fold in the cloth" is right where her nipple would be. I'm kind of a breasts man, so a quick glance at the chest is instinctual at this point. A nipple never goes unnoticed with me  :wink: .
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2005, 07:05:00 PM »

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It's totally a nipple. She's got fairly big breasts and that "fold in the cloth" is right where her nipple would be. I'm kind of a breasts man, so a quick glance at the chest is instinctual at this point. A nipple never goes unnoticed with me  :wink: .


 lol. Now that`s a funny post! Any post that starts off by saying" It`s totally a nipple..." is good in my book Tongue . Lol again!
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« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2005, 07:40:20 PM »

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It's totally a nipple. She's got fairly big breasts and that "fold in the cloth" is right where her nipple would be. I'm kind of a breasts man, so a quick glance at the chest is instinctual at this point. A nipple never goes unnoticed with me  :wink: .


 lol. Now that`s a funny post! Any post that starts off by saying" It`s totally a nipple..." is good in my book Tongue . Lol again!


I would agree with the sentiment here as well, however I think mytocles is in fact a woman, so she would be a better judge than the rest of us. Not to mention my wife also thinks it's a fold in the clothes, so I must defer to the womenfolk among us. smile
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« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2005, 07:56:25 PM »

No way, man. Her breasts are stretching the fabric - there isn't going to be any slack in the shirt for a fold of cloth. I mean, that shirt curves perfectly around her breasts, and pokes out at her nipple.

whiteboy, I love how you grabbed the wife for her opinion. "Hey honey, c'mere for a sec. Waddaya think, fold or nipple?"
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« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2005, 07:57:04 PM »

awww, whiteboyskim, now why'd ya have to go and out me like that? :wink: now i'll have to change my name to GamerGurrll or something fluffy...
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« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2005, 01:52:58 AM »

I'd hit it.
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« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2005, 03:02:22 AM »

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Well - not worth responding to personal jabs like that. I said that she was okay looking - just below my standards and responded above with a little more reasons why. My judgment was based on the whole package as it was presented - email, info and picture. Looks aren't everything. I've also dated a couple girls that were about her level of attractiveness - but they had a hell of a lot more going for them than this one does.


OKay, I'll admit she does have a lot of baggage. Come on though, you know you'd hit it for one night.

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Though she'd probably become obessed and start stalking you.

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« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2005, 06:33:40 AM »

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And here she is.... Miss Barister's Ball....



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« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2005, 10:47:02 PM »

Well, I finally got the word that the e-mail was all a joke. Surprisingly, the girl in question is taking everything quite well. Apparently, the e-mail was also sent to one of her prospective employers, which I would be pissed about.
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« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2005, 11:42:29 PM »

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Wow - can't believe how low the standards are here with so many people thinking she's cute or willing to "hit it".

Not saying she's ugly, cuz she's not. She's okay. Just certainly far below my standards.
I agree.  She's red-hot average.

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Even at the lowest, loneliest, or drunkest points in my life, I never would have even considered a girl like that.
I disagree.  Beer would work wonders on her, especially considering she already appears to have sizable tahs.
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« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2005, 11:45:21 PM »

But ... the nipple was real, right?
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« Reply #53 on: March 06, 2005, 05:36:18 AM »

I will go with DarkEl on this one. Her looks are ok, below my standarts , but the whole bagage is too much. Considering she sent this email, she has to be super desperate. I drop the girls with bagage quick, i dont need to waste my energy on psychos.
i know how to see through them very quickly, and this one has red signals all over.  

Since its a joke, then its all good.
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