"It's not uncommon for ants to attack diabetic patients. We have set up a committee to investigate the unfortunate incident," hospital superintendent A. Adhikary said.
A): I'm diabetic, and have never been attacked by ants! What's so "not uncommon" about ants attacking diabetic patients? I can only imagine the conditions under which this statement could be true... *shudders, too*
B): "Unfortunate incident" - only if you're not the "unfortunate" patient - then it's just a bit more than "unfortunate"... UN-EFFIN-FORTUNATE is when you sprain an ankle, pull a ligament, maybe even lose your wallet - but not your freakin' EYE!
c): "Set up a committee" - OMG - use that committee time to spray for ants, and check under screaming patients' bandages! I feel bad because I know some of it is just the bad conditions, lack of money, etc. - but, WTF? :evil: