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« on: December 23, 2004, 10:06:16 PM »



Of course most of us know about this part:
Seann William Scott plays Bo Duke, while Johnny Knoxville is Luke. Jessica Simpson stars as their sexy cousin, Daisy

But I just learned about the further casting:
Burt Reynolds plays Boss Hogg in the movie and Willie Nelson will appear as the Duke boys' Uncle Jesse. Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) has joined the cast in an unspecified role and character actor M.C. Gainey (Wonderland, Club Dread, Con Air) plays Roscoe.

I'm unsure about the casting of Jessica Simpson and think Willie Nelson might pull it off as Uncle Jessie.  But the rest of the cast just smells like big stink to me.  Burt Reynolds has done some good work in his career, but I just can't envision him as Boss Hogg.  Then again I have very low expectations for this movie overall considering the director is Jay Chandrasekhar.  I know some people really like his work, but I found his previous two movies to be mostly not funny.  YMMV of course.
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2004, 11:24:51 PM »

Weird. That doesn't look like Dukes of Hazzard to me. And Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg? Sorry, but I'd rather they didn't have the character back in there as he wasn't in the TV movies. I'd rather if he played Roscoe, which would be ironic since he's played succesfull movies where he's tried to evade cops, and Roscoe took over the role of Boss Hogg in those movies anyway.
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2004, 11:48:59 PM »

Well,
Sorrell Booke - d. February 11, 1994 - Actor - He played 'Boss Hogg' on 'The Dukes of Hazzard.'
That would explain him not being in the tv movie that came out in '97.
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2004, 12:00:05 AM »

Her thighs are too pudgy.  Not  long, lean, and mean like Catherine Bach's.
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2004, 12:04:11 AM »

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Her thighs are too pudgy.  Not  long, lean, and mean like Catherine Bach's.

Pudgy thighs?
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2004, 12:46:39 AM »

Ok that pic just looks stupid. And where are her hips?..Dont girls have hips now days??..The only thing I like about it is Johnny Knoxville.
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2004, 03:07:55 PM »

I would hit it several times.
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2004, 03:59:36 PM »

Ugh. California Bimbo is not what made Daisy Duke so damn hot.  This one has dud written all over it, but I liked Super Troopers and loved Club Dredd, so who knows? If this were a Broken Lizard movie, I might be more inclined, but it's a frickin' updating of a show I grew up with! Apparently movie executives are now moving through my childhood after ravaging my wife's childhood. Stupid.
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2004, 05:58:54 AM »

Daisy was a brunette. You, Jessica Simpson, are no Daisy Duke.
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2004, 06:21:08 AM »

ok.... see, the original Dukes of Hazzard were country boys (never meanin' no harm).  That pic just screams "white trash".  There *is* a difference...
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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2004, 02:59:24 PM »

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ok.... see, the original Dukes of Hazzard were country boys (never meanin' no harm).  That pic just screams "white trash".  There *is* a difference...


THANK YOU!  I knew there was something about casting that struck me as "off"  You hit the nail on the head.  frown
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2004, 03:25:07 PM »

Ummmm....Jessica Simpson is hot.  Seeing people claim that she has pudgy thighs or complaining that she doesn't have child-bearing hips makes me wonder what kind of woman actually qualifies as attractive in their book.

Stupid as a rock?  Of course.  But that makes her hotter.
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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2004, 05:36:46 PM »

I agree that she's hot...but she needs to be a brunette to be allowed to wear The Shorts.  Though I suspect that with the shorts off she'd be a brunette again   Cool
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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2004, 06:41:29 PM »

Folks, she's hot.  Very hot.

Dumb, but hot.
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2004, 06:55:03 PM »

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Daisy was a brunette. You, Jessica Simpson, are no Daisy Duke.
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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2004, 07:41:41 PM »

She just doesn't do it for me.
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« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2004, 12:43:25 AM »

This thread needs fixing....allow me....the 'real' miss Duke.




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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2004, 01:09:16 AM »

Oh thank you Santa.  Tongue
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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2004, 03:12:56 PM »

Now, that's a real Daisy Duke!!!
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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2004, 03:52:57 PM »

Hey, Jessica Simpson is more than hot:





The Dukes of Hazzard picture doesn't really do her justice.  But I'm sure there will be plenty of highly enjoyable shots in the movie of her stretching out those legs in those shorts.

Of course, the rest of the movie may suck, but that's neither here nor there.
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« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2004, 04:18:33 PM »

Customers who enjoy Jessica Simpson also enjoy Hilary Swank.
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« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2004, 05:35:54 PM »

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Customers who enjoy Jessica Simpson also enjoy Hilary Swank.


Ouch.
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« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2004, 03:01:52 PM »

katie holmes looks more like daisy duke than simpson. especially the first pic Daehawk posted of her. now that is a katie holmes smile all the way.
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« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2004, 03:51:26 PM »

Daehawk saves the day!

Damn, that woman was hot  

Modern-day women don't hold a candle  biggrin
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« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2004, 07:07:00 PM »

Catherine Bach had curves, but yet, was still skinny.

Dummy can't even compete with Bach's bod.
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« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2004, 12:45:04 PM »

Well, I never really watched the Dukes of Hazzard much (when I was young and the reruns were on, I was more into the A-team smile ), but I like Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville. Ms. Dummy annoys me though. True, I'd hit it without even thinking about it for a second, but she's still hugely annoying.
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« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2004, 01:18:21 PM »

The original Ms. Duke, hands down.

Oh so fine...
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« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2004, 03:30:33 PM »

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katie holmes looks more like daisy duke than simpson. especially the first pic Daehawk posted of her. now that is a katie holmes smile all the way.
Where?  where?  i see no katie holmes pics anywhere in this thread, and i would know because i am Katie holms unoffical sex slave and human footstool.... or what ever else she might need me to be.
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