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Author Topic: Does anyone know how to get rid of a family of Harks that are living in my house  (Read 726 times)
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« on: August 31, 2013, 02:29:35 PM »

Kato needs to know.  slywink
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2013, 03:26:43 PM »

I've tried squirrel piss and shooting my airsoft gun at him, but nothing seems to work
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2013, 04:14:51 PM »

A naked picture of Bea Arthur?
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2013, 04:39:47 PM »

Easy, only Internet access is via dial-up.
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2013, 06:58:02 PM »

Make him get a job slywink
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2013, 07:20:58 PM »

Quote from: dbt1949 on August 31, 2013, 04:14:51 PM

A naked picture of Bea Arthur?

But that will attract Hepcat, so it would just make things worse.
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2013, 07:21:32 PM »

Quote from: Teggy on August 31, 2013, 06:58:02 PM

Make him get a job slywink

Humane solutions only please!
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2013, 03:59:21 PM »

The problem here is that the family of Harks is aware of the escalation, so whatever you buy, I would also stock up on the spider repellant. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2013, 08:55:28 PM »

ha

Quote from: USMC Kato on August 31, 2013, 03:26:43 PM

I've tried squirrel piss and shooting my airsoft gun at him, but nothing seems to work

try shaving his mohawk off while he sleeps.
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2013, 09:01:17 PM »

Tell him that there is a huge battle tech game downtown.  (Just dont tell him it is actually battle tech blitz.)
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2013, 09:37:57 PM »

Tell him the Xbox is broken.
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2013, 10:09:55 PM »

Quote from: Zinfan on August 31, 2013, 04:39:47 PM

Easy, only Internet access is via dial-up.

Not cruel enough. The internet connection needs to be good enough for Hark as-is, but weak enough that Kato can make it choke by streaming a movie or playing a stupid bandwidth-consuming Facebook game. Hark's about to get a CoD killstreak? Ooh, let's watch Downton Abbey!
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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2013, 03:20:14 AM »

Pug is evil, I am home.  Kato wins
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2013, 04:54:44 AM »

Great having the Harks over for the weekend. Many games were played (Boardgames, Video games) and hard liquor was consumed.
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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2013, 12:20:31 PM »

Quote from: USMC Kato on September 04, 2013, 04:54:44 AM

Great having the Harks over for the weekend. Many games were played (Boardgames, Video games) and hard liquor was consumed.

Pics or GTFO.
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