I spotted this over on Gone Gold's forums
My favorite has to be this one below. I'm laughin so hard I'm tearing up!bloodninja
: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.bloodninja
: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.bloodninja
: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.bloodninja
: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.bloodninja
: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.bloodninja
: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.bloodninja
: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.bloodninja
: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.bloodninja
: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.bloodninja
: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.bloodninja