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« on: July 10, 2012, 11:18:24 PM »

So my partner and I are thinking about starting a small company for our self defense teaching. Sadly, it would need a name. I thought I would punt it out here for the brilliant creative minds of GT to lend a helping hand. While we both appreciate humor, a lot of our hoped for clientele will be corporate based, so I would greatly appreciate if the silliness could be at least kept under control! biggrin Really I'm looking for something simple, unique, that captures the right tone (professional without sounding too militaristic).

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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 11:20:43 PM »

Release the Smackin'!
Corporate Fu
Cubicle Ninjas
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Quote from: Crux on July 10, 2012, 11:18:24 PM

While we both appreciate humor, a lot of our hoped for clientele will be corporate based, so I would greatly appreciate if the silliness could be at least kept under control! biggrin

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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2012, 01:26:13 AM »

First Defense
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2012, 03:54:25 AM »

Punch Master Fist Fight 100%!!!!

This is, of course, assuming that your company is in Japan.
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2012, 04:14:30 AM »

You can go true vanilla like:
Crux, (Partners nickname or last) executive protection.
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2012, 08:44:55 AM »

Quote from: USMC Kato on July 11, 2012, 04:14:30 AM

You can go true vanilla like:
Crux, (Partners nickname or last) executive protection.



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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2012, 03:18:38 PM »

Peachstealing 101
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2012, 04:06:37 PM »

Vanilla is a thought, but I wanted to explore other, more creative options first! That's a fall-back position.
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2012, 04:16:11 PM »

Crux's Combat Classes
MILFs Only.
(unless you're a REALLY HOT GILF).
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2012, 04:47:07 PM »

Self Defense Initiative -- Mainly for the initials.
Personal Protection Program
Situational Awareness Instruction
Group Defense Instruction (or Incorporated)
Defense Training Institute
Primal Defense
Defense Conditioning (DefCon) One
Risk Avoidance Solutions
Hard Target Tactics
Thrust Parry Dodge (just sounds better than Guard Turn Parry Dodge Spin Thrust) or perhaps Thrust Dodge Parry so it sounds less like a car dealer.
Cold Fusion Defense
Cover the Line
First Service Defense
Rogue Spear Services
Angel Investigations
Fight, Fight, Win
Individualized Defense Instruction
Personal Shield Defense
Situation Control Training
Dragonlady Tactics

I'm running out of things to inspire me in my office.  Good luck.



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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2012, 04:48:32 PM »

Facepalm Tactics
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2012, 04:49:00 PM »

Open-hand Defense
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2012, 04:49:12 PM »

Protect your Jewels
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2012, 04:49:57 PM »

Defense Combat or How-To-Not-Have-Your-Kid-Grow-Up-To-Be-Batman
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2012, 04:51:14 PM »

Self-Resource
Your-Hand-To-Their-Eye Coordination
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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2012, 04:52:16 PM »

Chuck Your Norris
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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2012, 05:50:45 PM »

Quote from: USMC Kato on July 11, 2012, 04:14:30 AM

You can go true vanilla like:
Crux, (Partners nickname or last) executive protection.


that sounds more like a bodyguard service.
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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2012, 05:51:33 PM »

Quote from: Eel Snave on July 11, 2012, 03:54:25 AM

Punch Master Fist Fight 100%!!!!

This is, of course, assuming that your company is in Japan.

you need to add in a 'super' and a totally unrelated sequence of words.
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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2012, 05:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Hrothgar on July 11, 2012, 04:47:07 PM

Angel Investigations

well, if they deal with lawyers......
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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2012, 05:52:59 PM »

Boardroom Defense
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2012, 07:29:55 PM »

Suitable Solutions
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2012, 07:45:53 PM »

Some good stuff coming in everyone. Thanks and keep it up!
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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2012, 07:49:28 PM »

Fist-to-Groin Production
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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2012, 07:51:17 PM »

Lift-and-Separate: A Testicular Tragedy

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Weak Points

Perilous Defense
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« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2012, 07:51:37 PM »

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Suitable Solutions

Suit Fu
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« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2012, 07:54:08 PM »

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« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2012, 08:36:22 PM »

Defense Principles 101:
Bridging the Gap between your fist and their face

Concrete Jungle Survival Skills

Backing Up Your NO.
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« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2012, 10:33:21 PM »

The 1% Kick Ass Class.
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« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2012, 10:37:07 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on July 11, 2012, 07:51:37 PM

Quote from: Zinfan on July 11, 2012, 07:29:55 PM

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Suit Fu

You can't handle the Suit!
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« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2012, 04:45:33 AM »

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Quote from: Zinfan on July 11, 2012, 07:29:55 PM

Suitable Solutions

Suit Fu

The only problem with Suit Fu is it pigeonholes you into wearing suits. Which I suppose isn't a problem if that was the plan all along.

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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2012, 08:15:04 PM »

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Primal Defense
Defense Conditioning (DefCon) One
Cold Fusion Defense
Personal Defense Strategies
Situation Control Training
Nexus Defense
Crux Protective Training
Concrete Jungle Survival

Are the top ones so far. Variations on these possible of course. Thanks for all the suggestions so far!





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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2012, 08:21:19 PM »

a couple of last minute ones:

Suit Jit-su
Tie Kwan Do
Kara-Tech-Ka
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« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2012, 05:18:08 AM »

Physical Synergy
Seven Sigma Black Belt ( may get you in trouble with Six Sigma)
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« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2012, 08:35:25 PM »

Quote from: Einsteinium on July 15, 2012, 05:18:08 AM

Physical Synergy
Seven Sigma Black Belt ( may get you in trouble with Six Sigma)

I'd avoid the Seven Signma one, less for getting in trouble with Six Sigma and more for the fact that all of the 'Six Sigma Black Belts' I've met have been pretentious douche bags who couldn't problem solve their way out of a wet paper bag.
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« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2012, 01:30:55 AM »

Hostile Takedowns

And instead of teaching a style of martial arts, you teach a system: the SUITS system (Stopping Unwanted Invasion of Terminal Space).
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« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2012, 03:13:50 AM »

You can kinda get fancy by putting in a Latin word or two

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