Creative Naming Help Needed!

[Crux]

So my partner and I are thinking about starting a small company for our self defense teaching. Sadly, it would need a name. I thought I would punt it out here for the brilliant creative minds of GT to lend a helping hand. While we both appreciate humor, a lot of our hoped for clientele will be corporate based, so I would greatly appreciate if the silliness could be at least kept under control! Really I'm looking for something simple, unique, that captures the right tone (professional without sounding too militaristic).

Release the kraken!

[CeeKay]

Release the Smackin'!
Corporate Fu
Cubicle Ninjas
Watercooler Fight Club

While we both appreciate humor, a lot of our hoped for clientele will be corporate based, so I would greatly appreciate if the silliness could be at least kept under control!

oh... um... 

[Soulchilde]

First Defense

[Eel Snave]

Punch Master Fist Fight 100%!!!!

This is, of course, assuming that your company is in Japan.

[USMC Kato]

You can go true vanilla like:
Crux, (Partners nickname or last) executive protection.

[Soulchilde]

You can go true vanilla like:
Crux, (Partners nickname or last) executive protection.

+1

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Peachstealing 101

[Crux]

Vanilla is a thought, but I wanted to explore other, more creative options first! That's a fall-back position.

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Crux's Combat Classes
MILFs Only.
(unless you're a REALLY HOT GILF).

[Hrothgar]

Self Defense Initiative -- Mainly for the initials.
Personal Protection Program
Situational Awareness Instruction
Group Defense Instruction (or Incorporated)
Defense Training Institute
Primal Defense
Defense Conditioning (DefCon) One
Risk Avoidance Solutions
Hard Target Tactics
Thrust Parry Dodge (just sounds better than Guard Turn Parry Dodge Spin Thrust) or perhaps Thrust Dodge Parry so it sounds less like a car dealer.
Cold Fusion Defense
Cover the Line
First Service Defense
Rogue Spear Services
Angel Investigations
Fight, Fight, Win
Individualized Defense Instruction
Personal Shield Defense
Situation Control Training
Dragonlady Tactics

I'm running out of things to inspire me in my office.  Good luck.

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Facepalm Tactics

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Open-hand Defense

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Protect your Jewels

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Defense Combat or How-To-Not-Have-Your-Kid-Grow-Up-To-Be-Batman

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Self-Resource
Your-Hand-To-Their-Eye Coordination

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Chuck Your Norris

[CeeKay]

You can go true vanilla like:
Crux, (Partners nickname or last) executive protection.

that sounds more like a bodyguard service.

[CeeKay]

Punch Master Fist Fight 100%!!!!

This is, of course, assuming that your company is in Japan.

you need to add in a 'super' and a totally unrelated sequence of words.

[CeeKay]

Angel Investigations

well, if they deal with lawyers......

[CeeKay]

Boardroom Defense

[Zinfan]

Suitable Solutions

[Crux]

Some good stuff coming in everyone. Thanks and keep it up!

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Fist-to-Groin Production

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Lift-and-Separate: A Testicular Tragedy

I Gouge

Weak Points

Perilous Defense

[CeeKay]

Suitable Solutions

Suit Fu

[CeeKay]

Breifcase Attackee

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Defense Principles 101:
Bridging the Gap between your fist and their face

Concrete Jungle Survival Skills

Backing Up Your NO.

[Zinfan]

The 1% Kick Ass Class.

[Zinfan]

Suitable Solutions

Suit Fu

You can't handle the Suit!

[Wargus]

Suitable Solutions

Suit Fu

The only problem with Suit Fu is it pigeonholes you into wearing suits. Which I suppose isn't a problem if that was the plan all along.

Fists of Fap

[Crux]

Primal Defense
Defense Conditioning (DefCon) One
Cold Fusion Defense
Personal Defense Strategies
Situation Control Training
Nexus Defense
Crux Protective Training
Concrete Jungle Survival

Are the top ones so far. Variations on these possible of course. Thanks for all the suggestions so far!





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[CeeKay]

a couple of last minute ones:

Suit Jit-su
Tie Kwan Do
Kara-Tech-Ka

[Einsteinium]

Physical Synergy
Seven Sigma Black Belt ( may get you in trouble with Six Sigma)

[Wargus]

Physical Synergy
Seven Sigma Black Belt ( may get you in trouble with Six Sigma)

I'd avoid the Seven Signma one, less for getting in trouble with Six Sigma and more for the fact that all of the 'Six Sigma Black Belts' I've met have been pretentious douche bags who couldn't problem solve their way out of a wet paper bag.

[ScubaV]

Hostile Takedowns

And instead of teaching a style of martial arts, you teach a system: the SUITS system (Stopping Unwanted Invasion of Terminal Space).

[USMC Kato]

You can kinda get fancy by putting in a Latin word or two

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