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« on: October 05, 2005, 12:48:44 PM »

A cowboy in  West  Texasgot pulled over by a  State Trooper for speeding.

The trooper started to lecture the cowboy  about his speeding, and in
general began to throw his weight around to try  to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to  writing out the ticket.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some  flies that were buzzing
around his head.

The cowboy said, "Having  some problem with Circle flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped  writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
they are. I never  heard of Circle flies."

So the cowboy says, "Well, circle flies are  common on ranches. See, they're
called circle flies because they're almost  always found circling around the
back end of a horse."

The trooper  says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a
minute, he  stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"

The cowboy  says, "Oh no, Trooper. I have too much respect for law
enforcement to even  think about calling you a horse's ass."

The trooper says, "Well that's a  good thing," and goes back to writing the
ticket.

After a long  pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies  though."
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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2005, 01:27:49 PM »

Bwahahahah, awesome way to start my day dbt!  Thanks.
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2005, 02:45:13 PM »

That's pretty good smile
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2005, 05:35:12 PM »

I cast my vote to make dbt's daily jokes a standard around these parts!

Agree? biggrin
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2005, 06:05:22 PM »

Haha! good one.
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2005, 06:41:01 PM »

MORE JOKES NOW!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2005, 09:05:39 PM »

heheh. That one made me laugh!
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2005, 09:20:18 PM »

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