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Wow, I had no idea that two and a half men was about a man raising a kid while simultaneously doing enough blow to cause Keith Richards to say, "well, that's a bit excessive."; attacking girlfriends with firearms and cutlery; and paying hookers to babysit.  Most of that stuff is in the new season so I am not surprised you didn't know. Anything for ratings!  Ah, that explains it then. I stopped watching it after the episode in which Sheen's character tells the kid he can't have any heroin until he finishes his broccoli. |
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Sheen is currently en route to a tropical island with his ex wife, a porn star and his current girlfriend. during this flight, he supposedly called into a radio show and let loose with the following On Alcoholics Anonymous:
“Newsflash, I’m special. The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100%. I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years,” Sheen said. “I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated and stupid and it’s followed by STUPID people. I hate them violently. They will come at me. … Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? Bulls**t. I cured it right now with my mind.”
On the media:
“I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. There’s a new sheriff, and he has an army of assassins. My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get embarrassed. If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.”
On Two and a Half Men:
“I was told if I went on the attack they’d cancel the show. Are they happy with the 5 billion dollars they made off me or do they want 10?”
On Chuck Lorre:
“A turd [and a] clown. [I embarrassed him] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.”
On if this his final commitment to sobriety:
“Right now it is. I don’t subscribe to any model.”
On being equated with Thomas Jefferson by Alex Jones:
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« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2011, 03:11:23 AM » |
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"I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth," the letter reads. "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
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« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2011, 10:53:32 AM » |
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OK, Mel. best comment of the lot!!..it's like he is stuck in a Tom Cruise movie "I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade," he writes, "to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong." and yeah i like Charlie a lot,and its not that great seeing him rant like this,but i am glad he hasn't gone the racist dumbass route of Gibson...but perhaps its just a matter of time when he has finished with Chuck Lorre |
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« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2011, 02:24:01 PM » |
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Are Charlie Sheen and Gadhafi the same person? I've never seen them both in the same place, so it's still possible.
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ABC interview on 1st MarchCharlie Sheen talks with ABC News' Andrea Canning on a special one-hour edition of "20/20" to air Tuesday, March 1 at 10 p.m. ET. couple of ABC reports videos in that link on Charlie Sheen addressing Chuck Lorre as his birth name Chaim Levine The actor has denied the claims of anti-Semitism.
"I was referring to Chuck by his real name, because I wanted to address the man, not the [expletive] TV persona," Sheen told the celebrity Web site TMZ.
"So you're telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?" Sheen asked ABC's Canning, referring to his own birth name. even though the remainder of the season of Two and a Half Men has been cancelled,CBS/Warner have said that the show HAS NOT been cancelled altogether,apparently the show could be worth up to $1Billion which maybe a decent enough reason for CBS/Warner to hope for a happy ending,LOL...Charlie himself think that CBS/Warner are in breach of contract for cancelling the remainder of the season according to Sheen he is in talks with HBO for his own show entitled 'Sheen's Quarter' which is to be a $5million per episode deal  ...HBO deny this
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OK, Mel. best comment of the lot!!..it's like he is stuck in a Tom Cruise movie "I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade," he writes, "to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong." and yeah i like Charlie a lot,and its not that great seeing him rant like this,but i am glad he hasn't gone the racist dumbass route of Gibson... Eh, I wouldn't be so quick to give him a pass on the racist thing... http://madblackwoman.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/the-white-nigger-charlie-sheens-racist-rant/And I thought he called the producer "Hymie" Levine... http://www.kansascity.com/2011/02/24/2679657/sheen-back-to-two-and-a-half-men.htmlSome are trying to say Sheen was using Lorre's real name and said "Chaim", but his birth name is Charles Michael Levine. Not that it really matters either way - Sheen is a pitiful individual, racist or not. |
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« Reply #54 on: February 28, 2011, 07:44:07 PM » |
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I read some of the highlights of that interview online last night and it truly is epic. Sheen should be doing all further interviews wearing a cape. He comes across as really believing that he's "Homo Superior" (to coin an old x-men phrase) and that the rest of us are unable to comprehend his greatness. He's blazing out in monumental style. I hate to say this, but I'll be surprised if he's still alive by the holidays.
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I read some of the highlights of that interview online last night and it truly is epic. Sheen should be doing all further interviews wearing a cape. He comes across as really believing that he's "Homo Superior" (to coin an old x-men phrase) and that the rest of us are unable to comprehend his greatness. He's blazing out in monumental style. I hate to say this, but I'll be surprised if he's still alive by the holidays.
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« Reply #56 on: February 28, 2011, 07:48:07 PM » |
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Man, I haven't seen him on the screen for a long time, so seeing him again now is kind of shocking. I dare say it's almost easy to see that he's a long-time drug user. His skin is gray and stretched, and he seems all jittery and tense.
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I just watched that interview. He's going off the deep end. Maybe gone off the deep end already. My favorite quote... They picked a fight with a warlock! |
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« Reply #58 on: February 28, 2011, 09:01:28 PM » |
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I just watched that interview. He's going off the deep end. Maybe gone off the deep end already. My favorite quote... They picked a fight with a warlock! That was my favorite as well. |
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« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2011, 09:05:11 PM » |
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I'm actually loving this. I haven't been entertained like this by a celebrity in a long time. Charlie is in an epic nosedive that will go down in the annals of history for celebrity pompousness and delusions of grandeur. Mel Gibson and cult leaders are looking at him going "man, now that guy is crazy". When you go on national TV telling people you're a "rock star from Mars who can't be processed by normal human brains", you're on a whole other dimension from everyone else.
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http://www.popeater.com/2011/02/28/charlie-sheen-publicist-quits/Now his publicist has quit following a TMZ interview. Following the interview, Sheen's publicist, Stan Rosenfield, told TMZ, "I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much; however, at this time, I'm unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned."
Rosenfield, who also represents George Clooney and Robert De Niro, shot down reports that Sheen was either retiring or entering rehab shortly before the TMZ interview ended.
Upon hearing Rosenfield's decision, Sheen called his ex-publicist a "p**sy," saying, "He's not allowed to quit, so you're fired."
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« Reply #65 on: February 28, 2011, 10:15:29 PM » |
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If he starts a cult I am so signing up. I will be a Sheenite.
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Charlie Sheen has started twittering: @CharlieSheen. And he's 'winning' oright. Apparently, the cops just took away his 2 kids.
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Charlie Sheen has started twittering: @CharlieSheen. And he's 'winning' oright. Apparently, the cops just took away his 2 kids.
I just got him now on my twitter,he already has 630,000 following him Questions..? I'm here for my people..! Bring it! winner...! 2012  Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show... I'd rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer.... My man! RT @FloydMayweather Everyone needs to follow @charliesheen right now |
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