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« on: January 31, 2007, 09:59:35 PM »





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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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AND Finally

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON."
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 03:53:52 AM »

As always, ROFL.
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 11:15:13 PM »

i have several bumper stickers (not on my cars, just around) and my fav one goes something like this:

"i want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car"
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 12:07:19 AM »

I had 2 stickers when I was a teenager..

Born Horny
&
Party Naked
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 12:14:15 AM »

I just had my NRA sticker.
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 02:35:13 AM »

"I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care"
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 03:48:01 PM »

I have one that says:

"I poke badgers with spoons"

No secret meaning, just thought it was funny.  Always amusing to watch people in the rearview trying to puzzle it out.
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