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« on: November 06, 2013, 04:21:59 PM »

At least, that is the OP doesn't. I can't promise that insensitive people might post pictures of spiders, exploiting a GTism whereby anything related to your irrational fear of eight-legged bugs of terror gets put forward.

EngineNo9 has brought this old trope to my attention as not being funny, and I just wanted to take a moment to apologize, publicly, for my constant harassment of your phobia. It is clearly insensitive, and knowing your background it has clearly held you back from greater things - the constant reminder of that is a horrible way to treat someone I consider an online acquaintance for whom I have a metric ton of respect, and would like to meet you, fully clothed and not at all in some terrifying spider costume.

I apologize.

(as a sign of respect, I am putting a fuckload of carriage returns so that CeeKay's glib reply with some terrifying image of either a naked Ron or some giant spider humping a dog doesn't scare you off).







































I think that should cover it.

Once again, I'm sorry.
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2013, 04:41:06 PM »

LIAR!
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2013, 05:30:51 PM »

So does that picture of a giant spider humping a dog actually exist? Because if so I would like to see that.
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2013, 05:38:44 PM »

Quote from: Scraper on November 06, 2013, 05:30:51 PM

So does that picture of a giant spider humping a dog actually exist? Because if so I would like to see that.

if it didn't when Purge posted it, it will be by..........now.
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 12:16:41 AM »

Is it secret, is it safe?
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 01:41:49 AM »

Quote from: USMC Kato on November 07, 2013, 12:16:41 AM

Is it secret, is it safe?

It is.
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 03:37:03 AM »

Quote from: USMC Kato on November 07, 2013, 12:16:41 AM

Is it secret, is it safe?

nope.
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 05:52:55 AM »

Quote from: Caine on November 06, 2013, 05:38:44 PM

Quote from: Scraper on November 06, 2013, 05:30:51 PM

So does that picture of a giant spider humping a dog actually exist? Because if so I would like to see that.

if it didn't when Purge posted it, it will be by..........now.


This? (well, prelude to a hump)
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2013, 06:34:23 AM »

Dunst a dog?  OUT. NOW.
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2014, 06:09:49 PM »

Saw this and thought of Kato

http://www.livescience.com/48340-goliath-birdeater-surprises-scientist.html
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2014, 07:36:28 PM »

Quote from: leo8877 on October 20, 2014, 06:09:49 PM


"Prickly hairs and 2-inch fangs" Really? This is not the thread for this discussion.

Once again, Kato, I extend a further apology. This is a senseless post and completely ignores a well documented fear of yours.

I urge you not to click the link, and find out that this puppy-sized spider will attack anything it encounters, and is nocturnal in nature.
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2014, 08:38:23 PM »



Is that new mutant nightmare spider on this list? Please advise
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2014, 08:43:43 PM »

Here, let me take your mind off of those nasty spiders.

Let's start with a nice story of a Scottish woman who went backpacking in Vietnam

see, nothing to worry about, she just got close to some of the local wildlife, easily a thing you can do in the jungle.

3-inch long leech was found feeding on her  (Gross)


in her nose.  icon_eek

"I thought it was just a blood clot"  oh, ok.  That's odd

"I’d fallen off a motorbike just before"  Yeah, that makes sense.

reading on....

“I saw him so many times but I just sniffed him back up. I tried to blow him out and grab him but I couldn’t get a grip of him before he retreated back up my nose."

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“He had been curled up in a big ball, using my nostril as a little nest, so Jenny and I called him Mr Curly. At one point, I could feel him up at my eyebrow."   icon_eek

“Then all of a sudden, after about half an hour, the pain stopped and the doctor had the leech in the tweezers. He was about as long as my forefinger but as fat as my thumb."

 Beat that horse!
“I asked the doctor what would’ve happened if I hadn’t gone to hospital and she said he’d probably have worked his way into my brain.”

 
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2014, 07:17:47 PM »

Ah, see? Now that's a considerate post.

Thank you Caine. You are a prince among men.
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« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2014, 01:19:23 AM »

Awww... but spiders just want to hang out and eat all the little pesky insects that invade your home.
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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2014, 05:56:18 PM »

A spider that eats snakes!

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/spider-versus-snake
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« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2014, 05:19:04 PM »

I applaud the death of a snake, but your link includes spiders. VERBOTEN!!!
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