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« on: October 24, 2004, 01:14:48 PM »

I'm so glad I have TIVO!  Watch all of Saturday Night Live last night and wow did it suck.

Ironically the funniest part wasn't the skits, but the music of Ashlee Simpson - now to be forever known as Milli Vanilli's sister.  

Yep, she performed her first song and it seemed normal, except for her horrendous so-called dancing.  I have never seen a woman look so moronic singing a song.  She seems to have HUGE clownfeet and maybe that's the problem.  At any rate, for her second song she gets up on stage, and they begin the music.  She's waiting... and looking at the floor, and suddenly you hear her singing!  But the microphone is 3 feet from her head.  She then looks surprised and starts doing the Budweiser horse-step.  Except the horses look good doing it... she does not.  She then clod-hops off stage not singing a single vocal while her band strums along.  Her voice fades out...

So, I was like, what just happened???  rewind, rewind, rewind...  Then at the end of the show she had the GAUL to accuse her band of screwing up.  She think we're that stupid?!  I rewind to it again, and yep... all lipsynched.

So I nominate Ashlee Simpson for moron-of-the-year award.  But so far she's in the lead for redneck horse-stepper of the year too.  It's undecided whether one person can win both awards in the same year...
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2004, 01:39:28 PM »

When I hear or see her on anything I instantly change channels..ugly untalented wannabe.

Edit; And she would lipsinc probably because she cant sing.
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2004, 01:46:10 PM »

http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2004, 01:58:05 PM »

Thats hilarious, its even better than Janets wardrobe mistake  Cool
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2004, 02:27:26 PM »

Boy, talk about no class.  Walking offstage and leaving the band to finish the set, and THEN accusing them of being the screwups.

Also, it's gall, not gaul.  Been playing a little too much Rome: Total War lately?   :wink:
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2004, 05:06:01 PM »

Hehe, yep too much RTW!
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2004, 06:12:30 PM »

My complete and total loathing for everything her music represents, is ironically canceled out by my desire to sodomize her.
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2004, 09:14:48 PM »

lol dude

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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2004, 10:06:06 PM »

SNL also needs to take some heat for this.  They should simply not allow lip-synch artists to appear on the show.  They obviously knew how she operates.
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2004, 10:11:01 PM »

Pure gold.  Unbelievable!  I really would like to see a clip her blaming the band though.
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2004, 10:31:28 PM »

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Pure gold.  Unbelievable!  I really would like to see a clip her blaming the band though.


http://www.contemporaryinsanity.org/video/ashlee_band.avi

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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2004, 10:45:05 PM »

Haha!  What a joke and what  a lame excuse.  Her band started playing the wrong song?  Right.
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2004, 10:47:41 PM »

What a BITCH!  I'd whoop her wannabe ass if I was unfortunate enough to be in her band.
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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2004, 11:09:33 PM »

The thing that I think is even worse than her lip-synching is that the kids that go to her concerts probably don't even care or even notice that she does it and they'll keep on buying her kind of garbage when her next cd is released.
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« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2004, 11:43:54 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2004, 11:54:07 PM »

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« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2004, 11:58:08 PM »

FUGLY to the max
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« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2004, 12:09:31 AM »

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FUGLY to the max


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« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2004, 12:52:00 AM »

/shrug.  She looks pretty average to me.

I knew much hotter girls that went to my highschool...
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« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2004, 01:15:25 AM »

Heh, her forums are quite a mess right now:  www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com

Ouch:
If for no other reason than what happened to you is making a statement. Seeing you fuck up on such a popular TV program, which is tuned in by millions..well there really couldn't be anything more perfect. I don't think anything could ruin my day..my week now.

You are now going to be a joke for the rest of your life. You should hook up with "The Surreal Life" as quick as possible and suck out the last few minutes of fame left. You're now a B-List celebrity, and very few can make that transition with their sanity, so hey bitch, I applaud you. Then again..the hoe-down..and blaming your fucking band. Maybe the sanity is not all there.

On the bright side look at Mark Wahlberg, he only had to wait about 10 years until he could move out of his former Funky Bunch shadow and be taken seriously as an actor...sort of. Although he had to be dissed by an assclown like Eminem. So yeah, every week, if not every day for the rest of your life, it's going to come up. Oh but hey, don't commit suicide, you have so many things to look forward to. I can't think of anything right now except being teased and harrassed for being a fake bitch for years....upon years upon years upon years, but I'm sure your high-paid shrink will be paid to come up with something quick. Try not to spend too much of your sister's money on that guy.

Maybe her career will take a quicker dive too all because of you. Wouldn't that be great? Maybe she's going to be asked about your fuck ups in every interview..every opportunity a journalist gets it will be, "How's your younger, uglier, fragile sister holding up?"

By God, if you're going to have a breakdown Ashlee, don't just cut your hair and start over. Heroin is the answer!! Don't you half ass your downfall like you did your music career!! An assortment of drugs, alcohol, suicide attempts, porn, prostitution...let's fucking have it babe. Go down in a blaze of corruption and detriment.

You've really shown just how low a pop star can go by trying to blame that mishap on your band. You LEFT them...LEFT THEM! They didn't start playing the wrong song, it's called the wrong track, it had nothing to do with your band. They weren't really playing just like you weren't really singing, and they kept going for you as you danced, shrunk, and slimed your way off stage like a coward. There's these things called real artists with these other things called real bands. When something goes wrong in a real band, example, someone starts playing the wrong song, everyone works together with timing to turn it into something else they can benefit from. When Alice In Chains was doing Unplugged, and Layne started a song from the wrong verse, he shouted an expletive, cracked a few jokes at himself and moved on with the show..a heroin addict, Ashlee. This guy is now dead... and you live. This guy had more talent than you ever would have dreamed for, and he's gone, so like...what makes you think you need to stick around? I can't think of anything. Jessica and the rest of your family would be real sad for awhile, but give em a few years and they'd get tired of living off of Nick's failing career and they'd have to get over it and push Jessica's new album, "Moving On". No big deal. That's pop, that's what you wanted to make. You didn't need to come out with music, you have nothing to say, it wasn't neccesary. THIS is neccesary. Your career and life ruined is neccesary, and hopefully other pop stars will take something out of this, but that's not reality. The Newlyweds is reality I guess. The Ashlee Simpson Show is reality. If you're not going to kill yourself, at least pay someone else to turn you into a murder scandal, because damnit, our pop culture consumerism needs more fuel!! Give it!!
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« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2004, 02:16:31 AM »

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  

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« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2004, 03:18:32 AM »

Heh, I can only say the whole thing is hilarious.

Her music sucks, and now everybody on the planet knows she sucks as a person too!
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« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2004, 03:20:46 AM »

Two questions:

1) Will this kill her career as dead as a doornail?

2) Will SNL spoof this next week?

Oh, I so hope so to both of these. biggrin
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« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2004, 03:47:27 AM »

To use a forum cliche....

wow, just .... wow.

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« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2004, 03:52:03 AM »

After that dance of hers its a wonder it did'nt rain in the studio.
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« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2004, 03:53:28 AM »

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After that dance of hers its a wonder it did'nt rain in the studio.


Really?  I thought it was 'I need more cowbell!' in interpretive dance form.
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« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2004, 05:51:15 AM »

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« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2004, 06:33:57 AM »

Thanks for the links, that is funny stuff. Makes me think of those 'wish you were somewhere else?' commercials.  :lol:
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« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2004, 01:08:49 PM »

Of course she is richer than 99% of us can ever hope to be, she is more famous, has more toys, etc.  Yeah her life sucks.


I don't get all the hate.  Do people think that if lip syncing pop artists fail that suddenly the whole music industry will turn around?  That suddenly being good looking won't matter as much as being able to sing?  That videos won't be more important than good lyrics?  

I also don't understand hating her.  She is a pre-packaged product created by some agent and a recording studio.  She is a teenager who saw a bunch of money dangled in front of her.  Who wouldn't take that?  

Do any of you seriously think that if they came to your house and said "we'll give you millions, you just lip sync" that you would say no?  You would say "I have to much self respect to look stupid for money"  I for one will proudly stand up and say "I am willing to look as stupid as you want ofr a million dollars"


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« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2004, 01:24:25 PM »

Farley2k,

I don't think the "hate" is from jealousy, I think it has got to do with being talented enough to not have to lip-sync when a music artist performs.

It's obvious that her band has enough talent to play live on stage, so why couldn't she stop the hobbit dancing and sing the right song?

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Ashlee Simpson makes baby jesus cry when she lip-sync's.  :lol:
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« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2004, 01:27:03 PM »

If she had millions she couldafford plastic surgery on that nose and face so I doubt she has millions.....Unless it all went to Jessica who looks wierd yet hot at the same time...and has boobs smile
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« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2004, 01:29:14 PM »

well i guess that's the difference between you and me farley.........i don't need alot of money for happiness.  as hard as it might be for you to believe, no i wouldn't compromise myself for $$.  
to me this is part of the lesson, her greed got her what she deserved.
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« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2004, 01:41:00 PM »

AND.....she blamed her band for her own deception.  No class.  That's where my hate comes from.
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« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2004, 01:59:39 PM »

http://www.askross.com/Ashlee.avi

There's another link to her blaming her band for her lack of any talent.  Nice, all that money can't buy her any class.
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« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2004, 02:16:13 PM »

"Get your jabs in now. Once i can get in contact with the webmaster, everythings getting deleted. It doesn't matter anyway, there's too many important people behind my career to stop it now."  

Hah...what a moron.
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« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2004, 02:22:53 PM »

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"Get your jabs in now. Once i can get in contact with the webmaster, everythings getting deleted. It doesn't matter anyway, there's too many important people behind my career to stop it now."  

Hah...what a moron.


She needs to look behind her again to make sure they're still there after Saturday night. biggrin
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« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2004, 03:54:37 PM »

People need to let this go. It's funny, but there's no reason to hate the girl, any more than any other spoiled brat celebrity. All she wants is what ever other teenager wants, and that is to be a rock star. She fucked up, paniked, and blamed her band, but compared to other famous people (nba players, for example), it's a pretty mild offense.
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« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2004, 06:35:37 PM »

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People need to let this go. It's funny, but there's no reason to hate the girl, any more than any other spoiled brat celebrity. All she wants is what ever other teenager wants, and that is to be a rock star. She fucked up, paniked, and blamed her band, but compared to other famous people (nba players, for example), it's a pretty mild offense.


What if we hate all spoiled brat celebrities?  Is it okay to make fun of her because she's now made herself an easy target?
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« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2004, 06:55:28 PM »

I think she deserves merciless mocking simply for spelling her name "Ashlee"
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