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« Reply #240 on: August 06, 2006, 03:41:41 PM »

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Umbrellas with zipper snacks really banana my ice cream back. Aww, poor marshmellow bird it hurts when computer cream dogs bite white with shiny scissor clamps. Ouchy, oh now hurt my head he did. Bad penquin you wear red and that lamp has not yet gone out! Why? Do you not like octopus trousers and may flowers?

Snooze under elephant ears with a dream of blades cutting your fears. I shake and rattle my whip cream stick and shove it deep into that crevice that steams acid and broken dreams. Aye. Aye.


I think I got the same e-mail not long ago.  The "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters" thing is getting closer to cracking Shakespeare every day...
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« Reply #241 on: August 06, 2006, 04:31:42 PM »

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« Reply #242 on: August 06, 2006, 04:37:12 PM »

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Umbrellas with zipper snacks really banana my ice cream back. Aww, poor marshmellow bird it hurts when computer cream dogs bite white with shiny scissor clamps. Ouchy, oh now hurt my head he did. Bad penquin you wear red and that lamp has not yet gone out! Why? Do you not like octopus trousers and may flowers?

Snooze under elephant ears with a dream of blades cutting your fears. I shake and rattle my whip cream stick and shove it deep into that crevice that steams acid and broken dreams. Aye. Aye.

The last words. The last moment.  The last breath.


Mazda. Zoom Zoom Zoom.

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Translation:

I am going to kill everyone.

Did you know Trenders?  :shock:   Did you?????? :shock:
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« Reply #243 on: August 06, 2006, 05:19:20 PM »

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« Reply #244 on: August 06, 2006, 06:01:50 PM »

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Umbrellas with zipper snacks really banana my ice cream back. Aww, poor marshmellow bird it hurts when computer cream dogs bite white with shiny scissor clamps. Ouchy, oh now hurt my head he did. Bad penquin you wear red and that lamp has not yet gone out! Why? Do you not like octopus trousers and may flowers?

Snooze under elephant ears with a dream of blades cutting your fears. I shake and rattle my whip cream stick and shove it deep into that crevice that steams acid and broken dreams. Aye. Aye.

I think I got the same e-mail not long ago.  The "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters" thing is getting closer to cracking Shakespeare every day...

If you say so. I read that as an insane bunch of monkeys pounding upon their keyboards.
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« Reply #245 on: August 06, 2006, 07:16:09 PM »

Snargle pop dumble dee!  biggrin
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« Reply #246 on: August 06, 2006, 07:55:18 PM »

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« Reply #247 on: August 06, 2006, 07:57:04 PM »

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I think I got the same e-mail not long ago. The "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters" thing is getting closer to cracking Shakespeare every day...

Any Bob Newhart "vinyl" fans here?  His records were the best.. including the "Infinite Number of Monkeys on the Infinite Number of Typewriters" routine. (not keyboards, you kids you!)

c'mon DBT - you?  Anyone who has heard it would not have forgotten it... along with the routine about flying cheap, on the "Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company" plane, lol! :lol:
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« Reply #248 on: August 06, 2006, 08:24:40 PM »

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You're so layered.
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« Reply #249 on: August 06, 2006, 08:26:24 PM »

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Any Bob Newhart "vinyl" fans here?  His records were the best.. including the "Infinite Number of Monkeys on the Infinite Number of Typewriters" routine. (not keyboards, you kids you!)

c'mon DBT - you?  Anyone who has heard it would not have forgotten it... along with the routine about flying cheap, on the "Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company" plane, lol! :lol:

Don't know that one, but I do recall Andy Griffith's first experience watching football.   biggrin
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« Reply #250 on: August 06, 2006, 08:40:19 PM »

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I think I got the same e-mail not long ago. The "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters" thing is getting closer to cracking Shakespeare every day...

Any Bob Newhart "vinyl" fans here?  His records were the best.. including the "Infinite Number of Monkeys on the Infinite Number of Typewriters" routine. (not keyboards, you kids you!)

c'mon DBT - you?  Anyone who has heard it would not have forgotten it... along with the routine about flying cheap, on the "Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company" plane, lol! :lol:



I used to have all of Bob Newharts records. I still have a pile of records in the closet. Don't if he's still in there or not. I think the driving instructor was my favorite.
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« Reply #251 on: August 06, 2006, 08:51:31 PM »

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« Reply #252 on: August 06, 2006, 08:59:40 PM »

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« Reply #253 on: August 06, 2006, 09:03:33 PM »

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« Reply #254 on: August 06, 2006, 09:58:51 PM »

So you got my message then, friend with the need of larger member? Happiness found my insight dwelling in success of bigger bulges.
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« Reply #255 on: August 06, 2006, 11:10:40 PM »

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« Reply #256 on: August 07, 2006, 12:12:51 AM »

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« Reply #257 on: August 07, 2006, 12:38:21 AM »

I don't know what is more disturbing.  The picture, or the fact that I immediately knew it was Yatta.   Yea, I'm gonna have to go with both.

Let's see if we can put this back on track.



Or for you civilian types...

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« Reply #258 on: August 07, 2006, 01:10:02 PM »

Is this the first look at real chromehounds!!??
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« Reply #259 on: August 07, 2006, 02:20:55 PM »

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Is this the first look at real chromehounds!!??


It's from Chromehounds 2: The Beginning, due out Holiday 2007 on the Nintendo DS.  I hear they are going to shut down the 360 servers when CH2 launches, so if you want to continue playing you'll have to get a DS.  Which is cool, coz the PSP sucks!!!!! :twisted:
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« Reply #260 on: August 07, 2006, 02:27:52 PM »

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Is this the first look at real chromehounds!!??


It's from Chromehounds 2: The Beginning, due out Holiday 2007 on the Nintendo DS.  I hear they are going to shut down the 360 servers when CH2 launches, so if you want to continue playing you'll have to get a DS.  Which is cool, coz the PSP sucks!!!!! :twisted:


Bah, handhelds suck donkey balls.  Yeah I said it, sue me if you must but I hate handhelds with a passion.
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« Reply #261 on: August 07, 2006, 04:27:55 PM »

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Bah, hand helds such donkey balls.

Not my hands!
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« Reply #262 on: August 07, 2006, 04:36:00 PM »

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Bah, hand helds such donkey balls.

Not my hands!


bah typos suck even worse than handhelds.
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« Reply #263 on: August 07, 2006, 04:55:02 PM »



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« Reply #264 on: August 07, 2006, 05:05:25 PM »

I don't get your strange attempt at humor sparhawk.
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« Reply #265 on: August 07, 2006, 05:23:13 PM »

frown

I tried.  Maybe I should take up accounting.  biggrin
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« Reply #266 on: August 07, 2006, 05:31:22 PM »

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I tried.  Maybe I should take up accounting.  biggrin


Nah, I am just a bit slow at times.

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« Reply #267 on: August 07, 2006, 05:49:23 PM »

You know I'll be playing Dead Rising tomorrow right? Better get some Chromehounds in tonight.
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« Reply #268 on: August 07, 2006, 06:18:26 PM »

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You know I'll be playing Dead Rising tomorrow right? Better get some Chromehounds in tonight.


Don't you mean Wednesday??  I thought it wasn't shipping until tomorrow.

I should be on tonight for an hour or two around 7PM EST.
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« Reply #269 on: August 08, 2006, 01:09:24 AM »

whats with all the hand-job jokes?
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« Reply #270 on: August 08, 2006, 03:09:20 AM »

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whats with all the hand-job jokes?


warning will be over shortly to explain....
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« Reply #271 on: August 08, 2006, 03:57:22 AM »

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whats with all the hand-job jokes?


warning will be over shortly to explain....

Just as long as there were no man-hands involved.
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« Reply #272 on: August 08, 2006, 01:09:47 PM »

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whats with all the hand-job jokes?

warning will be over shortly to explain....

Operative word?  :wink:
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« Reply #273 on: August 08, 2006, 01:16:26 PM »

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whats with all the hand-job jokes?

warning will be over shortly to explain....

Operative word?  :wink:


ouch, that is just so wrong.....

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« Reply #274 on: August 08, 2006, 02:16:46 PM »

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whats with all the hand-job jokes?


warning will be over shortly to explain....

Just as long as there were no man-hands involved.


I heard warning is rather girlie, but there may be man eyes....
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« Reply #275 on: August 08, 2006, 03:54:04 PM »

Yes, I am a destroyer of threads.  I'm the scorpion, unfortunately.
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« Reply #276 on: August 08, 2006, 03:59:04 PM »

Gah. TML must hate this thread.

Oh, and mitch, even with a smokin' body like the one in the other thread; you still is one ugly bitch, yo. slywink
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« Reply #277 on: August 10, 2006, 03:59:24 PM »

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Just as long as there were no man-hands involved.

I don't care much for the show myself... but someday check out the hands on the woman lead in "Medium" - now those are definitely hand transplants from some guy in a terribly accident!

And CeeKay that picture (scrawny guys, fig leaves, Santa!?) will haunt me forever - even though - or maybe especially because, I'm a woman... :shock:
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« Reply #278 on: August 10, 2006, 04:10:53 PM »

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Gah. TML must hate this thread.

Oh, and mitch, even with a smokin' body like the one in the other thread; you still is one ugly bitch, yo. slywink


Dude, you had to go and make it personal. Fine. Be that way.

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« Reply #279 on: August 11, 2006, 12:45:18 AM »

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And CeeKay that picture (scrawny guys, fig leaves, Santa!?) will haunt me forever - even though - or maybe especially because, I'm a woman... :shock:


I betcha next time you see Santa you'll automatically imagine fig leaves.....  Tongue
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