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« on: February 27, 2008, 02:11:09 PM »

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html?

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I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, itís too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also Iím allergic to cats.

Yea...I can't make this shit up.  The picture just seals the deal.

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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2008, 03:21:12 PM »

Wow, Brainy Smurf is into some strange shit.
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 04:10:41 PM »

I think the pic should be posted here.
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 04:15:26 PM »

I see he has his Rod of Power well polished  icon_twisted
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 04:30:11 PM »

I can't decide what the best part of this is, so I decided it's everything.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 04:34:10 PM »

Quote from: DragonFyre on February 27, 2008, 04:30:11 PM

I can't decide what the best part of this is, so I decided it's everything.

I like this part: "no creepy goth stuff, itís too weird"

Yes, clearly it's THAT part that is too creepy....
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 04:37:13 PM »

So, is it ironic that he's looking for a Druid, but he's allergic to cats?
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2008, 05:13:32 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on February 27, 2008, 04:34:10 PM

Quote from: DragonFyre on February 27, 2008, 04:30:11 PM

I can't decide what the best part of this is, so I decided it's everything.

I like this part: "no creepy goth stuff, itís too weird"

Yes, clearly it's THAT part that is too creepy....

I'm pretty sure (hoping) that this was written as a satire. But it's so well written and dripping with random things that make it seem believeable (Dinner under $20, Allergic to Cats, No creepy goth stuff) that I can't be certain.
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2008, 05:50:33 PM »

I love this comment at the bottom of his posting

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it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I guess that means he won't be getting replies from hot elves with excellent intimidation, diplomacy and fornication feats / skills.
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2008, 06:52:35 PM »

Quote from: IkeVandergraaf on February 27, 2008, 04:37:13 PM

So, is it ironic that he's looking for a Druid, but he's allergic to cats?

Just make sure the Druid in question doesn't shapeshift into any felines then. Try a bear, or eagle, or maybe even a shark.

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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2008, 07:12:34 PM »

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Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list.

Some people are just so demanding.  At least give the girl some time before asking her to reveal her spell list.
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2008, 07:16:44 PM »

He obviously needs to put more points towards his "Allergy Resistance" trait but give him time, he's only 8th level for crying out loud.

He's probably been grinding his Geekgasm and Furry skills and just hasn't been able to drop points towards anything else.
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2008, 07:20:10 PM »

Dating just hasn't been the same since Norwegian Brawlers were nerfed.
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2008, 08:10:04 PM »

On the other hand, it's good to see Starshifter finally getting back in the game.
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2008, 08:27:17 PM »

Shifty... I'm sorry.

I laughed out loud at that one.

frown Once again, I'm sorry.
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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2008, 08:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on February 27, 2008, 04:34:10 PM

Quote from: DragonFyre on February 27, 2008, 04:30:11 PM

I can't decide what the best part of this is, so I decided it's everything.

I like this part: "no creepy goth stuff, itís too weird"

Yes, clearly it's THAT part that is too creepy....

You truncated the best part!

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I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, itís too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed

Adventure/Fantasy Role Play?  Check.
Sanctioned Spells?  Check

Creepy Goth Stuff?  YOU'VE GOT TO DRAW A LINE SOMEWHERE.

P.S. what is the sanctioning body of spells?
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2008, 12:46:01 AM »

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Also Iím allergic to cats.

As if the rest of the ad wasn't enough to keep him from getting pussy...
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2008, 06:34:37 AM »

Yay Craigslist!
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2008, 06:43:08 AM »

Quote from: pr0ner on February 28, 2008, 06:34:37 AM

Yay Craigslist!

Smart guy using Craigslist instead of eBay. The final value fee on his auction would have been horrendous.
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