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« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2008, 05:23:18 PM »

Pouf & Old Spice body wash here.  Once you break the initial barrier of using body wash instead of that weird sliver of soap, you'll never look back.
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« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2008, 05:57:28 PM »

Quote from: Farscry on January 06, 2008, 10:57:54 PM

Dude, I'd either want to have surgery to remove the damn sack, or just have someone shoot me and end it all. icon_eek

How about just using a pin to pop it?

Oh and I use Brillo.....
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« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2008, 06:02:44 PM »

Quote from: unbreakable on January 07, 2008, 05:06:40 PM

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do people still use bars of soap?  I thought that died out long ago.
I use some awesome smelling dove stuff.

Are you talking about that new Dove soap?  They have one, I forget what exactly is special about it, but it's freakin' awesome.  And that's not an adjective I would generally apply to soap.

I think it has those beads for cleaning the dead skin off or something. Whats that called?
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« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2008, 06:04:58 PM »

I was wondering why the hell someone would let themselves stay like that, but I think this article solved it...

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In fact far from embarrassment many men who have suffered from elephantiasis of the scrotum have traditionally seen it as a sign of virility.

Dr David Kihwele, the director of programmes at UMATI, Tanzania's family planning association, said: "Some men have the misguided idea that the swelling boosts the sexual pleasure of their partner."

Ugh.

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I think it has those beads for cleaning the dead skin off or something. Whats that called?

Exfoliating?
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« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2008, 06:10:35 PM »

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I think it has those beads for cleaning the dead skin off or something. Whats that called?

Exfoliating?

That was a man-card test. You failed. The correct answer was "Ball bearings and motor oil."
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« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2008, 07:35:04 PM »

Quote from: Purge on January 07, 2008, 06:10:35 PM

Quote from: unbreakable on January 07, 2008, 06:04:58 PM

Quote from: Punisher on January 07, 2008, 06:02:44 PM

I think it has those beads for cleaning the dead skin off or something. Whats that called?

Exfoliating?

That was a man-card test. You failed. The correct answer was "Ball bearings and motor oil."

My friend is a beautician.  So I end up hearing her talk about all kinds of crap I care nothing about.
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« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2008, 01:57:07 AM »

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I think it has those beads for cleaning the dead skin off or something. Whats that called?

Exfoliating?

That was a man-card test. You failed. The correct answer was "Ball bearings and motor oil."

My friend is a beautician.  So I end up hearing her talk about all kinds of crap I care nothing about.


sssssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrre....  gotcha Captain Shakespeare.
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« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2008, 02:03:29 AM »

Oh, I have no problem admitting I know that, or other stuff which seeped in through osmosis.  I'm secure in my manhood.
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« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2008, 02:14:49 AM »

And now that everyone's devulging their personal techniques....I use ice shards extracted from the walls of my igloo. Scent them too cause the ladies really like that. You know...just the Canadian way of doing things.
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« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2008, 02:26:23 AM »

Quote from: kronovan on January 08, 2008, 02:14:49 AM

And now that everyone's devulging their personal techniques....I use ice shards extracted from the walls of my igloo. Scent them too cause the ladies really like that. You know...just the Canadian way of doing things.

Penguin Breeze or Polar Bear Fresh scent?
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« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2008, 02:38:15 AM »

Caribou Crap is all the rage this season. We also use Beaver Fur Loofahs.
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« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2008, 02:39:06 AM »

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Caribou Crap is all the rage this season. We also use Beaver Fur Loofahs.

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« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2008, 02:39:25 AM »

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And now that everyone's devulging their personal techniques....I use ice shards extracted from the walls of my igloo. Scent them too cause the ladies really like that. You know...just the Canadian way of doing things.

Penguin Breeze or Polar Bear Fresh scent?

Penquin Breeze! Where'd you study geography??? I'm very partial to Polar Bear Fresh with an ever so slight hint of wolverine urine. Cause after all I want to be able to socialize with the guys too!
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« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2008, 03:08:45 AM »

I bath in the blood of my enemies, after eating them to absorb their power of course.



What I don't understand is how Calvin can call someone out for using body wash, and then says he uses super soft girly girl smelly DOVE? WTF! Dove is like super pansy soap for little pansy people.

Real men use Lava Bars, made from magma!  icon_wink


But since I am a destroyer of small nations I need to wash all that blood off at times, so I use Irish Spring Body Wash - I can't quite tell if it gets me really clean like some of the skin destroying bar soaps I used to use, but I do smell great all day, and that is better than the alternative.

I think guys should be more worried about their manhood when they start putting shit like molding gel in their hair. Unless it's Dapper Dan, you cannot put it in your hair!
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« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2008, 03:14:40 AM »

Quote from: kronovan on January 08, 2008, 02:39:25 AM

Penquin Breeze! Where'd you study geography???

everyone knows the Canadian government actively covers up the existence of Penguins in Canada!
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« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2008, 03:59:02 AM »

I gave up shitty bar soap forever ago.  I use Irish Spring for normal days, and some Bigelow Barber stuff for going out.  Smells awesome.  No poufs though.  Stay away from the poufs.
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« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2008, 05:43:04 AM »

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Penquin Breeze! Where'd you study geography???

everyone knows the Canadian government actively covers up the existence of Penguins in Canada!

Nice try, they were all herded into pens in Alaska. But not that you and your countrymen are at fault. It was after all the Russian Czar that did that to sweeten the sale. Tongue
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« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2008, 05:49:58 AM »

Quote from: kathode on January 08, 2008, 03:59:02 AM

I gave up shitty bar soap forever ago.  I use Irish Spring for normal days, and some Bigelow Barber stuff for going out.  Smells awesome.  No poufs though.  Stay away from the poufs.

+1 for Irish Spring. There's nothing quite like springtime Irish moss on you're skin when it's got that gritty, course bog sand clinging to it. Sphagnum moss grown in the tundra is real heavenly stuff too!
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« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2008, 06:28:18 AM »

Quote from: CeeKay on January 08, 2008, 02:26:23 AM

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And now that everyone's devulging their personal techniques....I use ice shards extracted from the walls of my igloo. Scent them too cause the ladies really like that. You know...just the Canadian way of doing things.

Penguin Breeze or Polar Bear Fresh scent?

Wet Seal.
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« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2008, 07:21:11 AM »

Quote from: unbreakable on January 07, 2008, 05:06:40 PM

Are you talking about that new Dove soap?  They have one, I forget what exactly is special about it, but it's freakin' awesome.  And that's not an adjective I would generally apply to soap.

I'm such a fantastic consumer, I can't even remember the stuff I use.  It's some new kind of Ivory soap... not Dove.  Pretty good stuff.

This is why I can never figure out how advertising actually works.  If I can't even be bothered to accurately remember stuff I recommend, then how on earth am I going to remember something some doofus on a commercial recommended?
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« Reply #60 on: January 08, 2008, 12:44:01 PM »

apparently i'm not fully clean unless I'm zestfully clean.

I think it comes with an enema kit.
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« Reply #61 on: January 08, 2008, 02:27:41 PM »

So I used the stuff again after my run last night and I don't get how a 'quarter sized' drop of anything washes a whole body.  Is that where the puffy thing comes in cause I'll be darned if I use one of those things.

I'd say I'm using 3 silver dollars worth and I do not have that much surface mass.  Well, more than I should but John Candy I am not.
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« Reply #62 on: January 08, 2008, 02:55:58 PM »

Yes, it lathers up nicely in the puffy thing.  Just use the puffy thing.  You'll like it.
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« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2008, 03:15:58 PM »

Quote from: Thin_J on January 08, 2008, 06:28:18 AM

Quote from: CeeKay on January 08, 2008, 02:26:23 AM

Quote from: kronovan on January 08, 2008, 02:14:49 AM

And now that everyone's devulging their personal techniques....I use ice shards extracted from the walls of my igloo. Scent them too cause the ladies really like that. You know...just the Canadian way of doing things.

Penguin Breeze or Polar Bear Fresh scent?

Wet Seal.

is that a good scent to wear when you go clubbing afterwards?
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« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2008, 07:44:35 PM »

I'm disturbed to see a thread about ATB washing taking two pages of responses.

It's noteworthy like, what, twice a year?

ATB's_Lady: Ooo look, hon, the equinox is upon us. I'll go warm up the bath!
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« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2008, 09:42:58 PM »

If you had to run back and forth to the river with your bucket just to fill up the tub, you'd wait a while too.
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« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2008, 09:45:52 PM »

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I'm disturbed to see a thread about ATB washing taking two pages of responses.

lack of oddball news so we gleam onto anything bizarre.
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« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2008, 10:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Caine on January 08, 2008, 09:45:52 PM

Quote from: Purge on January 08, 2008, 07:44:35 PM

I'm disturbed to see a thread about ATB washing taking two pages of responses.

lack of oddball news so we gleam onto anything bizarre.

Yeah, the lady getting chopped up was a bit too grim to make more than one page of jokes about.
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« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2008, 11:20:31 PM »

I can honestly say that I still have as much respect for your masculinity as I ever have.
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« Reply #69 on: January 08, 2008, 11:31:10 PM »

I guess the first question should have been, less of a man than what?
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« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2008, 12:31:14 AM »

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I guess the first question should have been, less of a man than what?

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« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2008, 02:20:29 AM »

Quote from: unbreakable on January 08, 2008, 09:42:58 PM

If you had to run back and forth to the river with your bucket just to fill up the tub, you'd wait a while too.

they could just dip him headfirst into a baptismal font repeatedly.
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« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2008, 01:54:31 PM »

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And now that everyone's devulging their personal techniques....I use ice shards extracted from the walls of my igloo. Scent them too cause the ladies really like that. You know...just the Canadian way of doing things.

Penguin Breeze or Polar Bear Fresh scent?

Wet Seal.

is that a good scent to wear when you go clubbing afterwards?

LLOL. The first L is for literal.
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