After I pour a soda, I like to stick my face in the fizz

[warning]

Don't you?

[stiffler]

No.  The bubbles get all over my glasses.  It's sticky and then I have to use something powerful to clean them.  Wiping on my shirt alone is not enough!

I admit that the desire to do so sometimes is too great to resist, but I only do this if a cleaning solution is close at hand.  It is painful having to plan in such minute detail to do something as care-free as dunking my face in fizz, but I am assured that this caution has saved me from enough trouble to not up my medication.

Thank you for reminding me how empty my life is.

[Calvin]

Wierdos!!    :!:

[CeeKay]

You are a sick social deviant who should be hunted down and hung up by your pants.  May god have mercy on your soul.



 

[depward]

Speaking of fizz - it's fun to tap the top of someone's newly opened beer bottle with the bottom of your own and see the other person's bottleneck fill up and then explode with fizz.

[Knightshade Dragon]

Anyone here ever drink Verners just after you open it?  It feels like it pulls the oxygen from your lungs....good stuff!

[stiffler]

I had some kind of specialty ginger ale that was labeled as "extra spicy."  Now never having encountered anything like this and knowing that the spice is what makes ginger ale fun I took a big gulp.  Oh my GOD, that is the worst shit I have ever put in my mouth.  I didn't think soda was supposed to burn with the fire of seven suns!  So I just drink the OTC stuff from now on.

[CeeKay]

Oh my GOD, that is the worst shit I have ever put in my mouth.

You eat poo?  eeeewwwww........  

[mytocles]

Only warning could possibly post such a ... um, post!

And Stiffler's answer - simply perfect! :lol:

How about Moxie, anyone?  Tried that once - you'd never, ever stick anything with living cells in that stuff. :shock: