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« on: September 22, 2008, 04:09:01 PM »

This is the official ADAM BALDWIN thread. It was unanimously decided that GT is seriously in need of an entire thread devoted solely to ADAM BALDWIN. Within this thread you can feel free to discuss ADAM's roles in classics like Firefly, Chuck, Full Metal Jacket, Independence Day and even that time you saw a look-a-like (or perhaps the real thing) at Disney World. You can also post HAWT pictures of ADAM and hopefully some animated giffs. The only thing I ask is that you do not derail the topic.
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 04:19:09 PM »

The return of Adam Baldwin's current vehicle will most likely lead to the death of the Sara Connor Chronicles.  When faced with a "pick two" between SCC, Chuck, and the CBS comedy block (The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother), I hate to say that the loser in this battle will be Summer Glau's show.  That, and SCC is going up against Heroes this week as well.  What were they thinking?

All praise Adam Baldwin!
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 04:19:15 PM »

What are the rules on the inclusion of stories/news on Baldwins that are NOT Adam based?  Would something about Stephen Baldwin be acceptable, or would it result in a perma ban, temporary suspsension or a groin based blow administered with some type of special groin punishment device?
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 04:19:37 PM »

You a photographer?
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 04:19:45 PM »

shouldn't this be a Seth Green appreciation thread?  His work on Robot Chicken has been awesome, and he was wonderful as Oz on Buffy.
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2008, 04:23:00 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on September 22, 2008, 04:19:45 PM

shouldn't this be a Seth Green appreciation thread?  His work on Robot Chicken has been awesome, and he was wonderful as Oz on Buffy.

Seth Green's last name is Green, not Baldwin.  Do the math, Einstein.

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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2008, 06:35:12 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2008, 04:19:15 PM

What are the rules on the inclusion of stories/news on Baldwins that are NOT Adam based?  Would something about Stephen Baldwin be acceptable, or would it result in a perma ban, temporary suspsension or a groin based blow administered with some type of special groin punishment device?

Any Baldwin not named ADAM BALDWIN, will result in a groin based blow at a very minimum. For that reason CeeKay should prepare for a kick to the nads.

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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 06:36:29 PM »

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to legally change my name to ADAM BALDWIN, could I talk about myself in this thread?
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2008, 06:37:25 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2008, 06:36:29 PM

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to legally change my name to ADAM BALDWIN, could I talk about myself in this thread?

Yes, because you would be honoring the threads name sake.
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2008, 06:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 06:37:25 PM

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2008, 06:36:29 PM

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to legally change my name to ADAM BALDWIN, could I talk about myself in this thread?

Yes, because you would be honoring the threads name sake.

Okay, I'm back. 

So...how are things everyone?
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2008, 06:56:36 PM »

Quote from: Adam_Baldwin on September 22, 2008, 06:49:11 PM

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 06:37:25 PM

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2008, 06:36:29 PM

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to legally change my name to ADAM BALDWIN, could I talk about myself in this thread?

Yes, because you would be honoring the threads name sake.

Okay, I'm back. 

So...how are things everyone?

Now that is dedication.

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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2008, 06:56:49 PM »

I prefer Alec.  Or Stephen.



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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2008, 06:58:16 PM »

Rickfc is now being served a hefty round of \/
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2008, 06:59:45 PM »

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 06:56:36 PM

Quote from: Adam_Baldwin on September 22, 2008, 06:49:11 PM

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 06:37:25 PM

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2008, 06:36:29 PM

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to legally change my name to ADAM BALDWIN, could I talk about myself in this thread?

Yes, because you would be honoring the threads name sake.

Okay, I'm back. 

So...how are things everyone?

Now that is dedication.



I couldn't keep it up.  The intense pressure an Adam Baldwin undergoes in this day and age was just too much.  During the four minutes I spent as Baldwin, I was inundated with marriage proposals from over 2000 women, asked to star in a remake of the Godfather, offered a seat in the senate AND told that I was to replace Lincoln on Rushmore.

It's just too much for one man.  I never knew...
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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2008, 07:02:07 PM »

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 06:58:16 PM

Rickfc is now being served a hefty round of \/


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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2008, 07:28:43 PM »

You know, Adam isn't really a 'Baldwin'...
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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2008, 07:43:35 PM »

Adam Baldwin has poor vampire elimination skills.
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2008, 07:44:02 PM »

Quote from: kratz on September 22, 2008, 07:28:43 PM

You know, Adam isn't really a 'Baldwin'...

...and the other Baldwins are still trying to claim the same thing about Stephen.
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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2008, 07:44:20 PM »

Quote from: kratz on September 22, 2008, 07:28:43 PM

You know, Adam isn't really a 'Baldwin'...

...and that is what makes him great. Well, that's what makes it possible for him to be great. Jaynetown (sp?) is what makes him great.
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2008, 07:45:37 PM »

Quote from: coopasonic on September 22, 2008, 07:44:20 PM

Quote from: kratz on September 22, 2008, 07:28:43 PM

You know, Adam isn't really a 'Baldwin'...

...and that is what makes him great. Well, that's what makes it possible for him to be great. Jaynetown (sp?) is what makes him great.

Actually, he's awesome in 'Chuck'.  He's still no Stephen though.
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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2008, 07:55:11 PM »

Quote from: kratz on September 22, 2008, 07:28:43 PM

You know, Adam isn't really a 'Baldwin'...

...which raises his 'Baldwin'ness to that of legends.  As the good book states, 87:20 And lo, Bald'win doth spoketh to his flock, Alek, Stefin, and thou who'st nameth I can not recall.

87:21  "Sons of my loins, we are blessed by Him who createdeth us, but we, the Bald'winites of Pasadena, are humbled."

87:22  "There, beyond the valley of silicon, o'er the canyon of grand proportions, and slightly adjacent to the compost heap our father's fathers named "New Jersey", there abodes the greatest Bald'win of which our father's father's cousin (Doug) named in the prophecies"

87:23  "His name is Adam, and he doth kicketh the crotch of all."
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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2008, 08:01:57 PM »

Oh SNAP...you went all biblical on our asses!
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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2008, 08:07:39 PM »

Quote from: Isgrimnur on September 22, 2008, 04:19:09 PM

The return of Adam Baldwin's current vehicle will most likely lead to the death of the Sara Connor Chronicles.  When faced with a "pick two" between SCC, Chuck, and the CBS comedy block (The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother), I hate to say that the loser in this battle will be Summer Glau's show.  That, and SCC is going up against Heroes this week as well.  What were they thinking?

Yup, SCC loses out. I hate to lose Summer Glau, but Ali Larter, Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell... I mean seriously.
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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2008, 08:08:43 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on September 22, 2008, 07:45:37 PM

Quote from: coopasonic on September 22, 2008, 07:44:20 PM

Quote from: kratz on September 22, 2008, 07:28:43 PM

You know, Adam isn't really a 'Baldwin'...

...and that is what makes him great. Well, that's what makes it possible for him to be great. Jaynetown (sp?) is what makes him great.

Actually, he's awesome in 'Chuck'.  He's still no Stephen though.

Awesome yes, but he's no Jayne.
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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2008, 08:19:11 PM »

So far this thread has clearly proven that ADAM BALDWIN is distantly related to the far LESS superior Long Island Baldwins and that he could kick all of their asses at the same time.

But ponder this one, what would happen if ADAM BALDWIN met Chuck Norris in a dark alley? I will have to think about the answer, but I do know that a side effect would definitely be Neil Patrick Harris weeping in a corner if he saw it all go down. He simply could not handle the levels of awesome on display in that alley.
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« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2008, 09:54:47 PM »

Can we have a sub topic on hats?He had that cool hat that one time in that one episode ya know.
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« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2008, 09:55:51 PM »

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 08:19:11 PM

...but I do know that a side effect would definitely be Neil Patrick Harris weeping in a corner if he saw it all go down. He simply could not handle the levels of awesome on display in that alley.

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« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2008, 12:21:52 AM »

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 06:35:12 PM

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2008, 04:19:15 PM

What are the rules on the inclusion of stories/news on Baldwins that are NOT Adam based?  Would something about Stephen Baldwin be acceptable, or would it result in a perma ban, temporary suspsension or a groin based blow administered with some type of special groin punishment device?

Any Baldwin not named ADAM BALDWIN, will result in a groin based blow at a very minimum. For that reason CeeKay should prepare for a kick to the nads.

but I didn't name any Balwin, so therefore I am not in violation of the 'You shall worship no other Baldwin than Adam' commandment was not violated.
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« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2008, 01:34:31 AM »

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 04:09:01 PM

This is the official ADAM BALDWIN thread. It was unanimously decided that GT is seriously in need of an entire thread devoted solely to ADAM BALDWIN.

Well it's about gorram time.
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« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2008, 02:40:54 AM »

Quote from: Scraper on September 22, 2008, 04:09:01 PM

This is the official ADAM BALDWIN thread. It was unanimously decided that GT is seriously in need of an entire thread devoted solely to ADAM BALDWIN. Within this thread you can feel free to discuss ADAM's roles in classics like Firefly, Chuck, Full Metal Jacket, Independence Day and even that time you saw a look-a-like (or perhaps the real thing) at Disney World. You can also post HAWT pictures of ADAM and hopefully some animated giffs. The only thing I ask is that you do not derail the topic.
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« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2008, 03:44:00 AM »

When do we go to the crappy thread where I'm a hero?
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« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2008, 01:47:05 PM »

Quote from: CrayolaSmoker on September 23, 2008, 03:44:00 AM

When do we go to the crappy thread where I'm a hero?

The moment you stop running from old ladies and puppies, you big coward.
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« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2008, 02:10:11 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on September 23, 2008, 01:47:05 PM

Quote from: CrayolaSmoker on September 23, 2008, 03:44:00 AM

When do we go to the crappy thread where I'm a hero?

The moment you stop running from old ladies and puppies, you big coward.

you forgot about the girl scouts....
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« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2008, 02:22:55 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on September 23, 2008, 02:10:11 PM

Quote from: hepcat on September 23, 2008, 01:47:05 PM

Quote from: CrayolaSmoker on September 23, 2008, 03:44:00 AM

When do we go to the crappy thread where I'm a hero?

The moment you stop running from old ladies and puppies, you big coward.

you forgot about the girl scouts....

To be fair, those girl scouts WERE packing shivs.  One tried to take me down 'cause I was hoggin' a Skee Ball lane at Chuck E Cheese last Thursday night.  They really need to stop serving alcohol after 7pm...
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« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2008, 05:18:19 PM »

Quote from: coopasonic on September 22, 2008, 08:07:39 PM

Quote from: Isgrimnur on September 22, 2008, 04:19:09 PM

The return of Adam Baldwin's current vehicle will most likely lead to the death of the Sara Connor Chronicles.  When faced with a "pick two" between SCC, Chuck, and the CBS comedy block (The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother), I hate to say that the loser in this battle will be Summer Glau's show.  That, and SCC is going up against Heroes this week as well.  What were they thinking?

Yup, SCC loses out. I hate to lose Summer Glau, but Ali Larter, Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell... I mean seriously.
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« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2008, 07:29:15 PM »

Getting back on topic here is a pic of ADAM playing hockey


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« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2008, 07:31:40 PM »

Here's a pic of ADAM about to beat up Crayolasmoker for getting off topic and having the nerve to ask when we will talk about him.

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« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2008, 09:13:57 PM »

ok, I'll say what everyone is thinking but are too afraid to say.....


FUCK.ADAM.BALDWIN.
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« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2008, 09:18:50 PM »

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ok, I'll say what everyone is thinking but are too afraid to say.....


FUCK.ADAM.BALDWIN.

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« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2008, 09:20:37 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on September 23, 2008, 09:13:57 PM

ok, I'll say what everyone is thinking but are too afraid to say.....


FUCK.ADAM.BALDWIN.

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