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« on: February 12, 2005, 06:41:33 AM »

just when you think you've seen it all

http://reuters.excite.com/article/20050211/2005-02-11T233358Z_01_N11105415_RTRIDST_0_ENTERTAINMENT-CRIME-SIZEMORE-DC.html
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2005, 07:57:16 AM »

God that's a great find Xmann.   :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2005, 08:00:10 AM »

Wow  biggrin  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2005, 09:53:00 AM »

Wow XMANN - that's insane.  I knew your mind was somewhere else during our UT match . . . you were thinking about fake penises instead of concentrating on the match, weren't you?!   biggrin

Seriously holy crap that's insane
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2005, 12:56:36 PM »

:lol:

The Whizzinator...gawd that's great.
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2005, 02:33:43 PM »

Yeah, that guy doesn't have a drug problem at all...
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2005, 03:08:30 PM »

I wonder if he gave himself an extra 8 inches.
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2005, 03:33:10 PM »

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I wonder if he gave himself an extra 8 inches.

Well it was called the Whizzinator not Gigantor.
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2005, 04:23:03 PM »

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beating his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.


Wow - failed drug tests, woman beating, and Heidi Fleiss - this guy is a WINNAR!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2005, 07:43:45 PM »

somehow i knew you guys would enjoy that
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2005, 12:25:28 AM »

I like Sizemore, as an actor at least.

  Too bad for him and that's really fucking weird.  :?:
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2005, 01:49:02 AM »

A guy called Sizemore needs a fake penis.

Kay.
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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2005, 04:01:06 AM »

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I like Sizemore, as an actor at least.


No kidding.  His meth use might explain his wonderful turn in Bringing Out the Dead. Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2005, 06:46:20 PM »

saw that on IMDb a few days ago. what an idiot.
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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2005, 07:42:11 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2005, 03:03:09 PM »

It's strange how good his taste in movies is compared to how poor his choices in life seem to be... of course he could be rich and happy so who am I to judge. Tongue

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And when he had failed to find these boons in things whose laws are known and measurable, they told him he lacked imagination, and was immature because he preferred dream-illusions to the illusions of our physical creation
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« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2005, 08:15:50 PM »

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... of course he could be rich and happy so who am I to judge.


From the original article:

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... Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California ...


And thus he wisely invests in a fake penis.
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« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2005, 08:56:53 PM »

it's sad to see him like this.  

have you ever noticed that most of his film roles end up with him dead?
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« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2005, 09:04:12 PM »

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It's strange how good his taste in movies is compared to how poor his choices in life seem to be...


Yeah, 'cause Papparazzi and Strange Days were works of art. slywink
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« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2005, 09:11:05 PM »

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... of course he could be rich and happy so who am I to judge.


From the original article:

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... Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California ...


And thus he wisely invests in a fake penis.

lol I stand corrected.  Looks like the whole "meth thing" didn't turn out to be a good investment idea. Tongue

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It's strange how good his taste in movies is compared to how poor his choices in life seem to be...


Yeah, 'cause Papparazzi and Strange Days were works of art. slywink

I'll give you Papparazzi, but Strange Days was almost good. Tongue

I was thinking along the lines of Heat, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down. You know.... not crap. smile

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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2005, 12:56:57 AM »

I noticed two things:

One, he was caught with a fake penis before.  Now I don't know about you, but I don't want to get a rep as the 'fake penis' guy AND go into jail.  Things could get ugly.

Two, this means someone saw him use the fake penis, and probably exclaimed "That's a fake penis! You can't fool me, I know from c*ck!". Who has that job?
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2005, 01:39:15 AM »

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I noticed two things:

One, he was caught with a fake penis before.  Now I don't know about you, but I don't want to get a rep as the 'fake penis' guy AND go into jail.  Things could get ugly.

Two, this means someone saw him use the fake penis, and probably exclaimed "That's a fake penis! You can't fool me, I know from c*ck!". Who has that job?


Well they probably perform tests for just such a ruse. Exams including texture, warmth, pulse and taste...

Damn I wish I did drugs.
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