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« on: July 12, 2005, 09:45:44 PM »

Scarlett Johansson told to keep her underwear on

Gasp!  There's always the DVD, guys!  sigh.....
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2005, 02:43:33 AM »

You know, if she's lookin' for a good nipple tweaker, I'm currently unemployed...
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2005, 04:28:01 AM »

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The film by the director of Armageddon and The Rock is a change of direction for Johansson who has played a string of critically acclaimed roles in films such as Girl With a Pearl Earring and In Good Company.


There are several possible interpretations of this sentence, and I bet the writer was going for the most amusing.  It got a laugh out of me.

I also enjoyed The Rock though, so what do I know smile
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2005, 04:41:42 AM »

Boo to undies and the pesky PG-13 rating!!  thumbsdown
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2005, 05:06:53 AM »

Someone should tell Michael Bay that when Scarlett Johanssen says,"I'm going naked," the only proper response is "Thank you."
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2005, 05:18:22 AM »

This thread is worthless without pictures.
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2005, 06:14:09 AM »

Maybe I'm crazy for thinking this, but put her in the right bra and it could be hotter than seeing her straight out nekkid...




I AM crazy, aren't I?  :shock:
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2005, 06:49:01 AM »

Just when I thought Michael Bay couldn't suck any more, he goes and outdoes himself.

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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2005, 03:04:28 PM »

yummy...
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2005, 04:17:47 PM »

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AIEEEEEEE! BUTTERFACE BUTTERFACE! MAKE IT STOP!!!
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2005, 05:30:09 PM »

Are you kidding?? :?
She has a very pretty face!
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2005, 08:07:03 PM »



Funny. I don't think they'd be looking at her face if Bay had gone the other way. smile
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2005, 08:40:47 PM »

Blech.  My opinion of her continues to spiral downward.
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2005, 09:34:14 PM »

Are you kidding me? She's beautiful. Great breast indeed.
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2005, 10:24:38 PM »

I had no idea she was so blessed.  She must have had her chest wrapped in gauze or something the last I "studied" her...
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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2005, 11:20:08 PM »

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Are you kidding me? She's beautiful. Great breast indeed.


My dislike has more to do with her personality than with her looks.
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2005, 11:48:36 PM »

I'm going to be a pooper and stick a NSFW tag on the title.

But the pictures are... nice.   ninja
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2005, 11:50:03 PM »

At the risk of sounding like a complete pig, the only thought that came to mind is:

Wow, great rack.
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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2005, 12:22:09 AM »

Her nose is huge though. Guess the breasts make up for it.
She's much prettier than that butterface Cuthbert woman.


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Edited by warning: Changed the image to a link.  While quite nice it is definitely a nipple.  Even with the NSFW tag nipples must be linkified.
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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2005, 02:40:45 AM »

Fantastic rack, great body, not a fan of her face.
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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2005, 02:52:45 AM »

She's definately a "country girl"...

you know... wrap the flag around her head and do 'er for your country.  :twisted:

I dunno about this whole puritan "kids can see death, but OH MY GOD IS THAT A NIPPLE?!!!" mentality. I can see her point; she's saying "You want steam, and I've got to wear MORE clothing?"
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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2005, 03:28:39 PM »

What?  Cuthbert and Johansen (sp) have buttah faces?  

Your exposure to unlimited internet porn on demand has clearly given your libidos impossibly high expectations.
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« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2005, 03:14:15 AM »

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Edited by warning: Changed the image to a link.  While quite nice it is definitely a nipple.  Even with the NSFW tag nipples must be linkified.


And how long did you "study" that pic before determining that it definitely was a nipple?[/quote]
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« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2005, 03:39:33 AM »

2-3 vigorous minutes no doubt.  :twisted:
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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2005, 03:47:37 AM »

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Edited by warning: Changed the image to a link.  While quite nice it is definitely a nipple.  Even with the NSFW tag nipples must be linkified.


And how long did you "study" that pic before determining that it definitely was a nipple?

Not long.   biggrin
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