Order his package off QVC and you too can play like that!!!
Comes complete with geetar, funny hat and shades!!
And best yet.....you wont pay $2000.00 for it.
In fact, you wont even pay $1499.00
or even $999.00
$799.00 you say?
Nope not even $299.00
O.K....just for our CG posters we will offer
this one time special offer.
LESS THAN $100.00????
Oh what the hell....come to my house...I'll give it to ya.
And if you make it before midnight tonight, I'll throw in a Vegamatic.
It slices it dices. It does taxes. Will service your significant other when
your not around. Absolutley free. Hurry and start traveling NOW!!