I give you The Surrenderhttp://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060732466/qid=1097471382/sr=2-1/ref=pd_ka_2_1/103-7074431-9457431
A book about anal intercourse.
As a young woman, Toni Bentley danced with the New York City Ballet, and made a second career writing well-reviewed books about it. She knew George Balanchine and co-wrote Suzanne Farrell's autobiography, and she can delicately describe the agony of toeshoes and the psychological rigors of the barre. Now she has turned her literary attention to another activity that stretches body, mind and psyche: sodomy.
In addition to enjoying the physical act itself -- which she finds "unwinds" the lower bowels -- the atheist Bentley insists that she found a spiritual ecstasy in buggery.
Just think of the look on your wife's face on Christmas morning as she reads the dustjacket. And you single guys should buy lots of copies. Hand them out at the end of the first or second date. :idea: :shock: