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Author Topic: Mr. Owl is a lying Asshole....  (Read 1984 times)
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« on: June 30, 2004, 08:53:29 PM »

Says so right there.  I can't make this up....

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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2004, 09:18:41 PM » your saying it's not three licks? this some cruel joke?  You almost had me there for a sec. Whew! Tongue

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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2004, 09:29:25 PM »

Mr. Owl took advantage of me once.  Like the boy in the ads, I was wandering the neighborhood naked when Mr. Owl approached me with his little challenge.  He "barrowed" my lollipop for his experiment.  I admit, I was curious, and if anybody really would know it's a giant talking owl.  One, two, crunch.  He didn't even make it to three licks before he bit into it!  If it were sour apple I could understand, but grape?  Grape is the kind you give away to friends that have no lollipop.  He gigled and started to fly away.  I went to grab him but he did that thing where he turned his head almost 360-degrees.  I was impressed so I let my grip weaken enough for him to escape.  As he flapped away I vowed that if I ever saw him again we would find out how many pounds of pressure it would take to make his brain shoot out the top of his head.  So there I was, naked and without my lollipop.  Damn you, Mr. Owl!

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