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CeeKay
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« on: February 08, 2013, 05:27:16 AM »

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His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship.

According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if he didn't hear from her, he would go next door and "mess with the neighbor's horse." She didn't call.

The document details the encounter in graphic detail before stating, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2013, 06:19:28 AM »

Really CK? You're SO out of thread ideas that this is what you are bringing to the table now?

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2013, 06:28:22 AM »

hey, at least it wasn't a llama.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2013, 03:50:14 PM »

I pulled that Llama out of the life a year ago...only to watch him get pulled back in thanks to drugs.  I don't blame the Lllama though...I blame the johns like ATB who create a demand.   icon_cry

By the way, that you labeled it as "making love" in the subject line isn't going unnoticed.  Is there something you'd like to tell us, Ceekay?
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2013, 03:53:13 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on February 08, 2013, 06:28:22 AM

hey, at least it wasn't a llama.

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2013, 05:50:45 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on February 08, 2013, 05:27:16 AM

and no, it was no one who posts here.

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His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship.

According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if he didn't hear from her, he would go next door and "mess with the neighbor's horse." She didn't call.

The document details the encounter in graphic detail before stating, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."


I ain't going to lie, I laughed my ass off.
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 10:40:12 PM »

Quote from: Sparhawk on February 08, 2013, 05:50:45 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on February 08, 2013, 05:27:16 AM

and no, it was no one who posts here.

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His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship.

According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if he didn't hear from her, he would go next door and "mess with the neighbor's horse." She didn't call.

The document details the encounter in graphic detail before stating, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."


I ain't going to lie, I laughed my ass off.

Not donkey, horse.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 11:42:37 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on February 08, 2013, 03:50:14 PM

Is there something you'd like to tell us, Ceekay?

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