[WTF] An idiot makes love to a horse.

[CeeKay]

and no, it was no one who posts here.

His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship.

According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if he didn't hear from her, he would go next door and "mess with the neighbor's horse." She didn't call.

The document details the encounter in graphic detail before stating, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."

[ATB]

Really CK? You're SO out of thread ideas that this is what you are bringing to the table now?

 

[CeeKay]

hey, at least it wasn't a llama.

[hepcat]

I pulled that Llama out of the life a year ago...only to watch him get pulled back in thanks to drugs.  I don't blame the Lllama though...I blame the johns like ATB who create a demand.   

By the way, that you labeled it as "making love" in the subject line isn't going unnoticed.  Is there something you'd like to tell us, Ceekay?

[ATB]

hey, at least it wasn't a llama.

[Sparhawk]

and no, it was no one who posts here.

His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship.

According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if he didn't hear from her, he would go next door and "mess with the neighbor's horse." She didn't call.

The document details the encounter in graphic detail before stating, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."

I ain't going to lie, I laughed my ass off.

[Purge]

and no, it was no one who posts here.

His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship.

According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if he didn't hear from her, he would go next door and "mess with the neighbor's horse." She didn't call.

The document details the encounter in graphic detail before stating, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."

I ain't going to lie, I laughed my ass off.

Not donkey, horse.

[CeeKay]

Is there something you'd like to tell us, Ceekay?