[TMI] Where do you put your pants when you poop in public?

[wonderpug]

Yeah, I know, but after doing enough occupied stall shoe checks I have come to the conclusion that I may have different public bathroom stall habits than most people.

[Mr. Fed]

I lay them neatly on the rim of whatever fountain or planter I am using, to preserve the crease.

[Lockdown]

I lay them neatly on the rim of whatever fountain or planter I am using, to preserve the crease.

Wait... so you DO wear pants in public? 

[CeeKay]

we're supposed to wear pants?

[PR_GMR]

I lay them neatly on the rim of whatever fountain or planter I am using, to preserve the crease.

 

[heloder]

I lay them neatly on the rim of whatever fountain or planter I am using, to preserve the crease.

Like any true gentleman would.

[leo8877]

In public, they are above the bend in my knee.  At home they could very well be on the floor.

[The Grue]

On my head where they belong.

[Caine]

damn, fed wins again.  /thread

[Ragnarok]

Pants depends on state of floor.  If the floor has "water" on it my pants are not going near it.

[EngineNo9]

I think the secret is to just not poop in public. 

[The Grue]

Hold on, I am pooping in public right now.  Let me check...

[Zekester]

What a crappy question.

This place is really going down the shitter.

[heloder]

Cut him some slacks.

[wonderpug]

The super-important reason I've brought you all here today is that I think you ankle pantsers are weird.  It's like a combination of exhibitionism and self-hogtying.  It also does horrible things to your pants crease.

[EngineNo9]

The super-important reason I've brought you all here today is that I think you ankle pantsers are weird.  It's like a combination of exhibitionism and self-hogtying.  It also does horrible things to your pants crease.

Pants...crease?  I think the last time I wore pants that had a crease was a funeral.  And now they sit at the bottom of my closet.  Get a real job, you hippie! 

[wonderpug]

Running Gag 

[Sarkus]

The problem with down on the ankles is that it means your pants are basically on the floor.  Which as noted, isn't always the cleanest place in public restrooms.  On top of that, most toilet stalls have that 12-18 inch opening at the bottom and then everyone can see not only your feet but your pants and undies as well. 

So I keep everything just below the knee in public restrooms.

[Punisher]

The super-important reason I've brought you all here today is that I think you ankle pantsers are weird.  It's like a combination of exhibitionism and self-hogtying.  It also does horrible things to your pants crease.

See, I think that around the knees are more restricting.... I'm into the ankles.... If someone wants to look at my pants and underwear under the stall, who am I to deny them....

Oh, and when I read the topic, I kind of thought this thread was about something else.....

[The Grue]

The super-important reason I've brought you all here today is that I think you ankle pantsers are weird.  It's like a combination of exhibitionism and self-hogtying.  It also does horrible things to your pants crease.

See, I think that around the knees are more restricting.... I'm into the ankles.... If someone wants to look at my pants and underwear under the stall, who am I to deny them....

+1.  I don't go around licking my pants or even ever really touching them, so if part of them hits the floor, oh well.  There's just as much gross stuff on the bathroom door handle.  I also don't care if anyone sees my underwear.