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hepcat
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« on: May 02, 2013, 01:38:02 AM »

Guy breaks into house.  Gets busy with himself...but is naturally distracted by the awesomeness that is a remote controlled helicopter.

Read the confession.  It's worth the price of admission alone.

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“I know this sounds weird, but RC helicopters are real fun! I must of lost track of time, but I was flying it around all over the upstairs. I was getting pretty good. I decided to take a break and eat my salad that I brought with me. I even brought a super good balsamic vinaigrette to put on it. After I ate my salad, I had another urge to masturbate.

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Hopefully, you guys won’t tell the media that I was beating off in a stranger’s house. Do you think if I bought a fresh pack of 4 AA batteries to give to those people they would let me off?”

p.s. for those wondering, yes...of course it was in Florida.
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 03:11:37 AM »

Make it 8 batteries and we can talk.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2013, 01:52:34 AM »

I really wish he had said all those things in the story.
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2013, 02:34:09 AM »

Yeah, the confession is dramatized for comedic effect, but the guy did do all that stuff.
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2013, 09:40:45 PM »

Listen...I like remote control helicopters as much as the next guy, but seriously.....   saywhat

I think if the news presented stuff like this instead of the usual doom and gloom I'd watch ever night.  smile
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2013, 06:07:34 AM »

This guys got it good. I'm at the point where I can't pleasure myself unless I'm flying a rc heli.
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2013, 01:58:23 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 02, 2013, 01:38:02 AM

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Hopefully, you guys won’t tell the media that I was beating off in a stranger’s house. Do you think if I bought a fresh pack of 4 AA batteries to give to those people they would get me off?”

Must have been edited for release to the public.
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