Guy breaks into house. Gets busy with himself...but is naturally distracted by the awesomeness that is a remote controlled helicopter.
Read the confession. It's worth the price of admission alone.
“I know this sounds weird, but RC helicopters are real fun! I must of lost track of time, but I was flying it around all over the upstairs. I was getting pretty good. I decided to take a break and eat my salad that I brought with me. I even brought a super good balsamic vinaigrette to put on it. After I ate my salad, I had another urge to masturbate.
Hopefully, you guys won’t tell the media that I was beating off in a stranger’s house. Do you think if I bought a fresh pack of 4 AA batteries to give to those people they would let me off?”
p.s. for those wondering, yes...of course it was in Florida.