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« on: November 17, 2010, 05:24:57 PM »

I'm not sure what to think of this trailerretard
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 05:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Wargus on November 17, 2010, 05:24:57 PM

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It looks awesome, that's you make of it!   icon_lol
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 05:38:26 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 06:37:22 PM »

I watched the trailer 4 times yesterday and not just for the Natalie Portman scene.  eek

The movie looks great. Can't wait to see a raunchy fantasy/comedy. After Pineapple Express, how can you go wrong with James Franco in this thing.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 06:38:14 PM »

I must see this! James Franco is great and Natalie has never looked better.
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 06:54:28 PM »

That looks great.
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 06:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Wargus on November 17, 2010, 05:24:57 PM

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it looks a million times better than Red Riding Hood anyway

kinda like an up to date and ruder 'Princess Bride' ..maybe
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 06:57:32 PM »

Quote from: metallicorphan on November 17, 2010, 06:56:24 PM


kinda like an up to date and ruder 'Princess Bride' ..maybe

That would be all kinds of awesome.
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2010, 06:58:17 PM »

Plz dont suck like DnD plz plz
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 07:00:19 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2010, 07:01:30 PM »

Quote from: Crusis on November 17, 2010, 06:37:22 PM

I watched the trailer 4 times yesterday and not just for the Natalie Portman scene.  eek

I saw her first!
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 07:03:56 PM »

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Quote from: Crusis on November 17, 2010, 06:37:22 PM

I watched the trailer 4 times yesterday and not just for the Natalie Portman scene.  eek

I saw her first!

I'm just keeping an eye on her.
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2010, 07:07:51 PM »

Kenny Powers in a fantasy setting?  IN!

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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 07:20:10 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2010, 09:20:37 AM »

I think we can put to rest the notion of Natalie Portman not looking womanly enough. slywink
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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2011, 02:46:38 PM »

so, did anyone else see this?  I tried watching it the other night and ended up stopping about a third of the way through because it was becoming apparent all the good stuff was already shown in the trailer.
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« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2011, 02:52:15 PM »

I think McBride is one of the funniest human beings on earth...and STILL i could not recommend this film to anyone.  It's just a level of awful that surprised the hell out of me considering the cast and the director.  It's truly embarrassing.
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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2011, 02:55:22 PM »

If they'd taken away the immature crap, swearing and dick jokes, the movie would have been awesome.

As it is now,its a messy crap.
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« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2011, 02:56:05 PM »

Quote from: Razgon on October 18, 2011, 02:55:22 PM

If they'd taken away the immature crap, swearing and dick jokes, the movie would have been awesome.


It also would've been 4 minutes long.
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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2011, 10:56:11 AM »

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It also would've been 4 minutes long.

So, still more time than you needed, eh?

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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2011, 11:48:04 AM »

Good movie, not great, but definitely good. Wearing the minotaur's dick around his neck as a trophy was good stuff, and then there's always Natalie Portman in the medieval thong scene!  "Stay perfectly still.."

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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2011, 03:01:40 PM »

Yeah, not a great movie.  It relied way too much on juvenile humor to prop it up.  And yes, pretty much all the good scenes were in the trailer.  Still it provides excellent verification that Natalie Portman has a fantastic ass.
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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2011, 03:07:34 PM »

Quote from: rshetts2 on October 19, 2011, 03:01:40 PM

Yeah, not a great movie.  It relied way too much on juvenile humor to prop it up.  And yes, pretty much all the good scenes were in the trailer.  Still it provides excellent verification that Natalie Portman has a fantastic ass.

I heard a rumor that that was a stunt ass.   ninja2
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2011, 03:07:57 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on October 19, 2011, 03:07:34 PM

Quote from: rshetts2 on October 19, 2011, 03:01:40 PM

Yeah, not a great movie.  It relied way too much on juvenile humor to prop it up.  And yes, pretty much all the good scenes were in the trailer.  Still it provides excellent verification that Natalie Portman has a fantastic ass.

I heard a rumor that that was a stunt ass.   ninja2

I heard it was CGI  ninja
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2011, 03:13:59 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on October 19, 2011, 03:07:57 PM

Quote from: hepcat on October 19, 2011, 03:07:34 PM

Quote from: rshetts2 on October 19, 2011, 03:01:40 PM

Yeah, not a great movie.  It relied way too much on juvenile humor to prop it up.  And yes, pretty much all the good scenes were in the trailer.  Still it provides excellent verification that Natalie Portman has a fantastic ass.

I heard a rumor that that was a stunt ass.   ninja2

I heard it was CGI  ninja

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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2011, 05:05:43 PM »

I watched about 20 minutes of this before turning it off and I don't think it was worth that.  Awful juvenile crap. 
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 05:14:26 PM »

I've got nothing against juvenile humor.  I actually laugh at Adam Sandler films (well..his earlier stuff like Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore) because he revels in the juvenile stuff.  But Your Highness was just so joyless and by the book that it was insulting.  You have Danny McBride, for god's sake...write him at least a halfway decent script and he'll make people laugh.
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« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2011, 05:49:04 PM »

I made it through the whole thing yesterday. It wasn't great, it wasn't absolutely terrible. Some funny moments, many missed opportunities. Probably the best I've ever seen Natalie Portman look in a movie for what it's worth, and they did some fantastic push-up-bra work with Zooey!

That asides, it was extremely juvenile, and I guess I was left wondering what they could do to make it better - and I don't say that because it was perfect. I guess I just wonder what more they can do with that kind of a take on your typical fantasy film. Besides a better script biggrin The action sequences were good enough, and there were some cool scenes. Just too much bad dialogue, and too many awkward scenes that didn't quite work.

It's a C, maybe a C+ if you're in the right mood for it. But if you don't find the trailer at all funny then it's an F, because the trailer has most of the best of the movie comedy-wise.
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« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2011, 06:29:24 PM »

It really came across as the movie that would be made if middle school kids had a big budget.
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« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2011, 07:09:37 PM »

Quote from: Harkonis on October 31, 2011, 06:29:24 PM

It really came across as the movie that would be made if middle school kids had a big budget.

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It felt like they wanted to parody the stoner comedies of the 70's and early 80's but recreated one instead of updating it.

That would've worked if the audience was entirely stoned, 9 years old, or the writers were smarter.   icon_wink
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