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« on: December 04, 2013, 11:18:23 PM »

with Stellan Skarsgard and Uma Thurman, directed by Lars von Trier:

Spoiler for NSFW:

and it's already causing a bit of a stir.

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2013, 01:01:02 AM »

Oh boy. Since it's a Lars Von Trier movie, it's going to be visually stunning, if disturbing at times, with crushingly depressing themes and all sorts of uncomfortable scenes.

In other words, not the feel good comedy of the year stuff. icon_razz

I'm still emotionally scarred from Dancer in the Dark and Anti-Christ.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2013, 02:04:21 AM »

Me? I cannot fucking wait to see this.  icon_biggrin
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2013, 07:56:12 AM »

That article is pretty damned funny.
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2013, 09:28:10 AM »

Quote from: PR_GMR on December 05, 2013, 02:04:21 AM

Me? I cannot fucking wait to see this.  icon_biggrin

jonesing for some Stellan action?
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 04:38:14 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on December 05, 2013, 09:28:10 AM

Quote from: PR_GMR on December 05, 2013, 02:04:21 AM

Me? I cannot fucking wait to see this.  icon_biggrin

jonesing for some Stellan action?

Not really. I did see 'Thor 2'. And he's mostly naked in that one.  icon_lol
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 06:10:22 PM »

Five and a Half-Hour 'Nymphomaniac' Director's Cut Arrives This Fall

Never saw it but I guess for fans.

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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 06:17:06 PM »

...fans who attend showings in a trench coat.
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 06:37:45 PM »

That is what I thought at first too but after ready reading a lot of review it seems they made lots of sex depressing.  Her life is kind of crappy, bad things happen to her and generally it isn't fun. 
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2014, 06:48:42 PM »

Depressing sex that's no fun for the woman?  Dude, that's 90 percent of the internet.
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2014, 08:46:33 PM »

They put out a teaser trailer for the new version that's basically 30 seconds of penetration shots. I don't think I'll post it here.
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 02:46:30 PM »

Can you perhaps give us an artist's rendering?
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 03:01:24 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on September 17, 2014, 02:46:30 PM

Can you perhaps give us an artist's rendering?

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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 04:54:10 PM »

Quote from: leo8877 on September 17, 2014, 03:01:24 PM

Quote from: hepcat on September 17, 2014, 02:46:30 PM

Can you perhaps give us an artist's rendering?

8==D -- O^:

That's about right. Also:

8==D -- O^:
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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 07:16:55 PM »

Quote from: Teggy on September 16, 2014, 08:46:33 PM

They put out a teaser trailer for the new version that's basically 30 seconds of penetration shots. I don't think I'll post it here.
The teaser is in Farley's link anyway... might be NSFW!
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2014, 05:16:12 AM »

i have not cared for any Lars von Trier film i have ever seen. i really had high hopes for _Melancholia_, but i felt it did not live up to its promise/premise at all.
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2014, 03:18:06 PM »

Quote from: Punisher on September 17, 2014, 07:16:55 PM

Quote from: Teggy on September 16, 2014, 08:46:33 PM

They put out a teaser trailer for the new version that's basically 30 seconds of penetration shots. I don't think I'll post it here.
The teaser is in Farley's link anyway... might be NSFW!

"Might" is quite the understatement. There was more NSFW material in that 30 second trailer than in most porn movies I've seen.  eek
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2014, 05:36:37 PM »

Quote from: Ralph-Wiggum on September 21, 2014, 03:18:06 PM

Quote from: Punisher on September 17, 2014, 07:16:55 PM

Quote from: Teggy on September 16, 2014, 08:46:33 PM

They put out a teaser trailer for the new version that's basically 30 seconds of penetration shots. I don't think I'll post it here.
The teaser is in Farley's link anyway... might be NSFW!

"Might" is quite the understatement. There was more NSFW material in that 30 second trailer than in most porn movies I've seen.  eek

Haha, yeah, you're hit with it in the first second and it doesn't slow down from there. 
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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2014, 12:52:11 PM »

Quote from: Ralph-Wiggum on September 21, 2014, 03:18:06 PM

Quote from: Punisher on September 17, 2014, 07:16:55 PM

Quote from: Teggy on September 16, 2014, 08:46:33 PM

They put out a teaser trailer for the new version that's basically 30 seconds of penetration shots. I don't think I'll post it here.
The teaser is in Farley's link anyway... might be NSFW!

"Might" is quite the understatement. There was more NSFW material in that 30 second trailer than in most porn movies I've seen.  eek
Well, it really depends on where you work!
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2014, 01:43:01 PM »

Quote from: hitbyambulance on September 21, 2014, 05:16:12 AM

i have not cared for any Lars von Trier film i have ever seen. i really had high hopes for _Melancholia_, but i felt it did not live up to its promise/premise at all.

I have to agree.  I've yet to see anything from von Trier that I didn't shut off after 10 minutes.  I'm not going to say they're horrible as I'm sure some folks enjoy their stuff.  And more power to them.  But they're definitely not my kind of entertainment.
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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2014, 01:43:41 PM »

Quote from: Ralph-Wiggum on September 21, 2014, 03:18:06 PM

Quote from: Punisher on September 17, 2014, 07:16:55 PM

Quote from: Teggy on September 16, 2014, 08:46:33 PM

They put out a teaser trailer for the new version that's basically 30 seconds of penetration shots. I don't think I'll post it here.
The teaser is in Farley's link anyway... might be NSFW!

"Might" is quite the understatement. There was more NSFW material in that 30 second trailer than in most porn movies I've seen.  eek

You seriously expect us to believe you last 30 seconds? 

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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2014, 02:33:51 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2014, 01:43:41 PM

Quote from: Ralph-Wiggum on September 21, 2014, 03:18:06 PM

Quote from: Punisher on September 17, 2014, 07:16:55 PM

Quote from: Teggy on September 16, 2014, 08:46:33 PM

They put out a teaser trailer for the new version that's basically 30 seconds of penetration shots. I don't think I'll post it here.
The teaser is in Farley's link anyway... might be NSFW!

"Might" is quite the understatement. There was more NSFW material in that 30 second trailer than in most porn movies I've seen.  eek

You seriously expect us to believe you last 30 seconds? 

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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2014, 04:11:44 PM »

I believe one of those was in the trailer as well...

...oh...you said "shot".
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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2014, 04:20:44 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2014, 04:11:44 PM

I believe one of those was in the trailer as well...

...oh...you said "shot".
surprised you didn't have an ascii pic for that already lined up. 
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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2014, 06:44:01 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on September 22, 2014, 01:43:41 PM

Quote from: Ralph-Wiggum on September 21, 2014, 03:18:06 PM

Quote from: Punisher on September 17, 2014, 07:16:55 PM

Quote from: Teggy on September 16, 2014, 08:46:33 PM

They put out a teaser trailer for the new version that's basically 30 seconds of penetration shots. I don't think I'll post it here.
The teaser is in Farley's link anyway... might be NSFW!

"Might" is quite the understatement. There was more NSFW material in that 30 second trailer than in most porn movies I've seen.  eek

You seriously expect us to believe you last 30 seconds?  

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I've never really liked any Lars Van Trier movies, but I haven't hated them either. Melancholia was ok and Antichrist was interesting in some depressing and disgusting way. That said, I would never want to watch it again.  But at least it had this scene going for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L2ooG_MX9E
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