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« on: May 20, 2011, 11:24:53 PM »

Does the end of the world roll in like New Years does? If so I would like to announce that the end has come in Tokyo. We are writhing in death throes in the streets. Giant floods that make the tsunami look like a bathtub and winds of fire batter us and in a sure sign, the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup. The end of the world hasnt made my train commute any less crowded  the Japanese are auch hard workers-they not only go to work on end of the world days, they even go to wok on SATURDAYS!  By some miracle the country's wireless networks are still functioning (this end of the world update sent from my iPhone).
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 11:32:44 PM »

God sets her watch by PST.
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 02:19:20 AM »

Somewhere in the heavens a horseman of the apocalypse is being hit from behind with a steal chair, while two others are laying motionless from a double clothesline, and for the 4th horseman an atomic head-butt has sent him reeling in agony. My forecast tomorrow, Rapture Averted! Thank you Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Ooooh yeahhhh!
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 02:25:05 AM »

If only all the people that believed this bullshit would do us the favor and off themselves tomorrow I think we'd all be better off.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 10:22:36 AM »

We're going to lay out clothing and shoes on the front lawn.  icon_lol
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 02:26:49 PM »

Man, you people are joking about this like theres no tomorrow. 
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 02:34:17 PM »

Where you folks see people ascending for the Rapture, I see a chance for some unique skeet shooting fun...
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2011, 02:44:04 PM »

I missed something important... what is all this end of the world talk?
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2011, 03:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Purge on May 21, 2011, 02:44:04 PM

I missed something important... what is all this end of the world talk?

world ended.  you're the last person around.  i'm writing to you from heaven right now.  if you'd just read the damn forums every now and again, you'd have known.  now you're heston in Omega Man. 
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2011, 03:40:47 PM »

Quote from: Purge on May 21, 2011, 02:44:04 PM

I missed something important... what is all this end of the world talk?

A nutjob calculated that the rapture is to be today. He's managed to hook a number of people in, to the extent that some of them have quit their jobs and blown their life savings and their kid's college funds on spreading the message. This is the guy's second rapture prediction-when this first didn't happen he corrected some errors in his calculations to come up with today. And yes, his church has profited from this.
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2011, 04:20:29 PM »

Yep,  predict rapture and create urgency = PROFIT!

Talking about taking advantage, there a company that sprung up call Eternal Earth-bound Pets, that for the small fee of $135 will guarantee your pet a safe home after you are lifted up for Rapture.  Fortunately, this most recent failed prediction doesnt void the guarantee as it is good for 10 years!  Yay, my beloved pet is safe!
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2011, 04:21:52 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 21, 2011, 03:37:08 PM

Quote from: Purge on May 21, 2011, 02:44:04 PM

I missed something important... what is all this end of the world talk?

world ended.  you're the last person around.  i'm writing to you from heaven right now.  if you'd just read the damn forums every now and again, you'd have known.  now you're heston in Omega Man. 

He's lying.  OK, actually I'm lying.  everyone is part of the collective now, so anything posted is actually me pretending to be them.  even you.
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2011, 05:34:38 PM »

Isn't heaven supposed to be limited to 144,000 anyway?  Seems like we would have already hit that number, however if we haven't - let them go. They are so insignificant a part of the population that we won't miss them.  Even if we do, the world will be better without them.

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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2011, 05:37:11 PM »

has anyone seen ATB today?
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2011, 07:09:38 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 21, 2011, 03:37:08 PM

Quote from: Purge on May 21, 2011, 02:44:04 PM

I missed something important... what is all this end of the world talk?

i'm writing to you from heavenright now.  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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has anyone seen ATB today?

Well, I've given everything I own away with the exception of my Droid (from which I am typing this post and that I'm keeping just in case I've been wrong this whole time and have to navigate an Armageddon ravaged world and find a Dairy Queen) and am at the top of the tallest building in Raleigh so I don't have fly as far to get to Jesus....but so far, nothing.  And I've spent $300.00 on drinks while waiting...but jokes on them! I won't be paying the bill!  
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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2011, 08:14:53 PM »

Quote from: ATB on May 21, 2011, 07:09:38 PM

Quote from: hepcat on May 21, 2011, 03:37:08 PM

Quote from: Purge on May 21, 2011, 02:44:04 PM

I missed something important... what is all this end of the world talk?

i'm writing to you from heavenright now.  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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has anyone seen ATB today?

Well, I've given everything I own away with the exception of my Droid (from which I am typing this post and that I'm keeping just in case I've been wrong this whole time and have to navigate an Armageddon ravaged world and find a Dairy Queen) and am at the top of the tallest building in Raleigh so I don't have fly as far to get to Jesus....but so far, nothing.  And I've spent $300.00 on drinks while waiting...but jokes on them! I won't be paying the bill!  

Nice.  :d

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« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2011, 05:44:12 PM »

Quote from: JuniorDan on May 21, 2011, 02:19:20 AM

Somewhere in the heavens a horseman of the apocalypse is being hit from behind with a steal chair, while two others are laying motionless from a double clothesline, and for the 4th horseman an atomic head-butt has sent him reeling in agony. My forecast tomorrow, Rapture Averted! Thank you Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Ooooh yeahhhh!

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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2011, 02:35:21 AM »

Now happening in November?  saywhat
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« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2011, 02:43:33 AM »

Quote from: hammer600 on May 24, 2011, 02:35:21 AM

Now happening in November?  saywhat

it would truly be hilarious if the world blew up just as Leo was being handed a copy of Uncharted 3  icon_twisted
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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 03:00:42 AM »

Quote from: hammer600 on May 24, 2011, 02:35:21 AM

Now happening in November?  saywhat

You'd think they would double check their math the first time before declaring the world is going to end.  Roll Eyes  But of course now November is going to come and pass without the Rapture and they will make another excuse about bad calculations or some such nonsense.  These idiots can never admit they are wrong.
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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 03:20:33 AM »

Quote from: CeeKay on May 24, 2011, 02:43:33 AM

Quote from: hammer600 on May 24, 2011, 02:35:21 AM

Now happening in November?  saywhat

it would truly be hilarious if the world blew up just as Leo was being handed a copy of Uncharted 3  icon_twisted

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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 03:38:21 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 04:28:26 AM »

That's classic.

The official word is that the Rapture is rescheduled for Oct 21. Last saturday was Invisible Judgment Day. Our evaluations are all in but it will take 5 months to process them.
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2011, 01:08:29 PM »

Quote from: EngineNo9 on May 24, 2011, 03:00:42 AM

Quote from: hammer600 on May 24, 2011, 02:35:21 AM

Now happening in November?  saywhat

You'd think they would double check their math the first time before declaring the world is going to end.  Roll Eyes  But of course now November is going to come and pass without the Rapture and they will make another excuse about bad calculations or some such nonsense.  These idiots can never admit they are wrong.

Or the second time.
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 01:12:59 PM »

Quote from: Ironrod on May 24, 2011, 04:28:26 AM

That's classic.

The official word is that the Rapture is rescheduled for Oct 21. Last saturday was Invisible Judgment Day. Our evaluations are all in but it will take 5 months to process them.

It's better than a US Federal Election Ballot count. slywink
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« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 02:15:16 PM »

I'm still banking on 2012.  John Cusack wouldn't lie to me!
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« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2011, 05:02:48 PM »

I am so relieved it was rescheduled. I have a new book coming out next month that focuses on the Apocalypse. You think you know how the world ends? Trust me, you don't ...  icon_evil

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« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2011, 07:23:14 PM »

oh, wait, Judgement Day really did happen!


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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2011, 03:54:12 PM »

LOL

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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2011, 04:28:57 PM »

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That is so fake. If there was a god you know he'd use an ipad. There has to be an app for this.
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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2011, 05:08:01 PM »

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Quote from: Caine on May 24, 2011, 03:38:21 AM

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That is so fake. If there was a god you know he'd use an ipad. There has to be an app for this.

try checking for APPocalypse 2.0   icon_wink
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« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2011, 11:56:06 PM »

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That is so fake. If there was a god you know he'd use an ipad. There has to be an app for this.

try checking for APPocalypse 2.0   icon_wink
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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2011, 04:28:33 PM »

FAIL part deux.
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« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2011, 05:10:53 AM »

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Oh my, who could have possibly predicted that...
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« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2013, 06:01:15 AM »

And the end has finally come... for that crazy old shithead who stole people's money.  Forgive me if I don't shed a tear.
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« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2013, 06:34:27 AM »

I think Shaggy put it best.
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« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2013, 09:44:41 AM »

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« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2013, 11:03:41 AM »

All hail Zorp!
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« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2013, 12:44:08 PM »

Kind of ironic that the guy who predicted the rapture doesnt die by rising but instead dies by falling.
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« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2013, 04:44:38 AM »

Quote from: rshetts2 on December 19, 2013, 12:44:08 PM

Kind of ironic that the guy who predicted the rapture doesnt die by rising but instead dies by falling.

Oh, the irony.
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