I tried as well. Here was my response to the why pick me section.
"Played Elder Scrolls games since Daggerfall and have always dreamed of an MMORPG version. I might not have as much time to dedicate to this genre as I used to (I used to be a hardcore MMORPG player...till I took a keyboard to the knee) but I'm willing to point out bugs and make suggestions in a polite and non flaming way
. Plus by choosing me you will be guaranteed to get test results on a low end system! Wait, it will run on this thing right? "
Surely my witty knee joke will win them over! Only above average chance:(