Ok, this slime shark encounter is a bitch to write up! I am not even sure how to write all of the epic missing we did.
Yeah, it's not exactly describing 'we whiff, we whiff some more' in a descriptive sense. Maybe speed up or skip a few rounds of which we did little to nothing?
"Hey slime ball, I bet your mother was a whore of a gelatinous cube, mating with any piece of snot it could find...and hey, ya big dumb shark...I bet your mother wishes she had eaten you when you were born...you are a pitiful predator!"
And that was just perfect.