How long until I can perhaps grasp someone's Wii on Ebay?
I talked to this kid online once who said he had a wii. He said that even though he was only 11 years old, I could come over to his house and play with his wii. But when I got there, Dateline NBC was waiting for me. They were asking me all these questions like why I came to play with this 11 year old's wii, and I told them because I couldn't wait any longer, I had to have his wii. I needed it so, so, so, so bad.
Yeah I'm sorry, this wii joke cannot be salvaged.