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« on: June 01, 2006, 05:57:55 AM » |
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Have fun with it! Keep it game related and no politics. Keep it something like a massive headline, and the short blurb underneath. (like you'd see in a paper)
I'll start it off.
10.) Sony recalls early PS3s.
Seems they overheat - who would have seen that coming?
9.) ??
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 06:04:30 AM » |
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9) Duke Nukem Forever Delayed
"Hail to the King, Suck it Harder" campaign delayed until 2008
Eight) Infinium Sues Microsoft over Marketplace
"That was our idea! - after we completed our equity capital scam we were going to release it, really!"
*edit* hmm THATS how you make the shade guy!
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2006, 06:29:56 AM » |
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7) Wii Reinstates Nintendo In "Console War"
Nintendo Wii's the competition with easily accessible gaming machine
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2006, 07:03:02 AM » |
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6. PSP is pulled from shelves after the DS Lite builds on the already dominate DS market in the second half of 2006. In sad related news, when Devil heard the news he slit his wrists with rather sharp and jagged edge of a broken UMD disc.
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2006, 01:02:21 PM » |
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5) NINTENDO IS MAKING MONEY!!!! This headline is screamed from all the Nintendopes in here as their usual warm blanket after the cold, sad fact that PSP takes the lead in the handheld gaming market by year end.  |
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2006, 01:31:50 PM » |
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4) EA releases more crap
Quote: "It's what the people want."
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2006, 01:46:21 PM » |
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3) Wal-Mart Purchases GamestopEA pledges to release more hunting, NASCAR, fighting games at the request of Wal-Mart management.[edit]edited to switch blurb to a less political one. 
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2006, 02:02:57 PM » |
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2) Microsoft announce handheld
come on,everyone knows it will happen
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2006, 02:13:33 PM » |
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1. BLIZZARD'S WORLD OF WARCRAFT REACHED 1 BILLION SUBSCRIBERS
Its raid or quit, baby as we ownz joo!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2006, 02:17:31 PM » |
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1. BLIZZARD'S WORLD OF WARCRAFT REACHED 1 BILLION SUBSCRIBERS
Its raid or quit, baby as we ownz joo!!!! ...servers implode as Blizzard isn't prepared...still... Queues hit record length as subscribers wait 24 hours to sign in to play. |
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2006, 02:19:36 PM » |
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1) Addendum: Leeroy Jenkins announces candidacy for Uber-Guild Leader over all guilds on his server.
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2006, 05:53:48 PM » |
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1) Nintendo announces Wii-egg to connect to Wii-controller.
Adds rumble functionality to the controller. Claims a new way to get females to play games.
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2006, 07:09:53 PM » |
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PS3 delayed until 2008.
Quote: "We want the anticipation to grow EVEN MORE!"
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2006, 07:29:24 PM » |
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Peter Moore, 50, dies of tattoo-related lead poisoning
In somewhat related news, Sony's Ken Kutaragi develops speech impediment dealing with rolling "r"'s and is diagonosed with severe mania.
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2006, 10:54:17 PM » |
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Jack Thompson sues Nintendo over child's Wii related injury.
"Nintendo is packaging the Wii with a nunchaku-like controller, aka Death Sticks.", says Thompson.
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« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2006, 02:04:25 AM » |
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A: Wii Firmly in 2nd place with # of systems sold. 360's lead evaporating.
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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2006, 01:29:48 PM » |
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SPIDERMAN 3 Movie fails to pull Sony out of Debt; PS3 to blame for fiscal loss.
Sony drops 2007 Q2 earnings estimate by nearly 40%.
Nintendo Licenses DEVIL to run PR campaign; Mario bathing in Money commercials on the horizon.
Microsoft licenses Dildolectronic devices; Rumble Roses XXX to use new "innerface"
Team Ninja follows Sony path : DOA Extreme 3 to scrap vibration in new dual semi-hemispherical Silicone control gel pads. "Vibration is exactly what we expect game players to bring to the competition" says founder.
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2006, 01:31:13 PM » |
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PS3 delayed until 2008.
Quote: "We want the anticipation to grow EVEN MORE!" You know, sadly this is probably the most realistic one here. Except for the EA releasing crap one :lol: |
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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2006, 01:52:02 PM » |
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First Quarter of 2007, Nintendo is set to release a new DS Transparent!
"It's more bright, its more light, and it's so white (you can see through it)"
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2006, 03:50:46 PM » |
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...fact that PSP takes the lead in the handheld gaming market by year end. I'm saving this quote to repost at years end. And then we can all have a laugh at Devil! :lol: |
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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2006, 05:50:30 PM » |
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Keep laughing, Shifty, we've already gone over the holiday numbers for last year... Then again, it wouldn't be the first time I was wrong.  |
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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2006, 06:56:18 PM » |
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Yeah, like that whole "The DS sucks" diatribe. |
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