Protestors from the Calvary Glorious Christ Church Militant and Triumphant Baptist Temple gather singing hymns and burning Pokemon games.
That's your dead giveaway. Something like this would be all over the national news.
Actually, having grown up in the Bible Belt, I can assure you it wouldn't be.
However, this part really makes me believe you're right:
rampant homosexuality amongst dinosaurs is what led to their fiery destruction at the hand of God.
That and Eduardo's heads-up.
Darn, I feel silly now.