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I mean that literally, too. Nothing wrong with being gay (I happen to support lesbians as it may be - just look at my dvd collection! :wink:) but there are a few games that while may not intentionally, seem pretty gay.
My vote is for Galactic Wrestling for the PS2. It's like the all-male version of Rumble Roses. Growing up I had a ton of those pink little wrestling figures so a game based off of them, why not?
But looking at the back cover with all those.. positions they are in (take a look at the back of the box) and then the actual "wrestling" that goes on the game, the announcer claiming "They're ENTANGLED!" gets gay game of the year vote from me.
And I think they did it all without even realizing it.
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2006, 04:48:19 PM » |
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I feel gay for participating in this thread.
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2006, 05:10:22 PM » |
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I feel gay for Dimmona.
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2006, 06:23:55 PM » |
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I feel gay for Dimmona. You know how I know you're gay? Because you feel gay for Dimmona. :wink: |
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2006, 07:09:40 PM » |
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Resident Evil 4, 'cause Leon had the chance to boink the scrumptious Ashley and passed it up.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2006, 07:11:49 PM » |
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Resident Evil 4, 'cause Leon had the chance to boink the scrumptious Ashley and passed it up. That wasn't because he was gay, that was because Ashley was a stupid bitch that can't run or do anything for herself. I wouldn't touch it either  |
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 08:32:58 PM » |
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Resident Evil 4, 'cause Leon had the chance to boink the scrumptious Ashley and passed it up. That wasn't because he was gay, that was because Ashley was a stupid bitch that can't run or do anything for herself. I wouldn't touch it either LOL!!  |
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 10:02:29 PM » |
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Since Western themed games are on the rise, maybe we will see a game based on Brokeback Mountain.
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 10:10:51 PM » |
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There was that homebrew SNES rom I played, GAYSECKS, that was pretty gay.
Then there is Guild Wars, where the women are tough and purdy, and the men are all extremely gay.
I hear 80 Days, the new adventure game, is stupidly gay. Orph said so on the bovineconspiracy.
Makai Kingdom has a gay sounding character.
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2006, 10:45:35 PM » |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=38I actually dl this and tried it after reading the review. It's actually a fairly entertaining fighter, if you can get past the hot, steaming wall of concentrated gay it packaged in.
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2006, 02:11:44 AM » |
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animal crossing is pretty gay - i mean come on lil animal people, writing letters, buying outfits and home decorating? dont get me wrong, i love it, but yea it is pretty gay oh and whats that final fantasy game? XI, XII? i never played it, but supposedly you had to hand in your balls at purchase... |
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2006, 03:35:32 AM » |
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Then there is Guild Wars, where the women are tough and purdy, and the men are all extremely gay.
Doesn't that also apply to the Final Fantasy games? |
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2006, 04:49:41 AM » |
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This thread has exploded with gayness. There's only one thing to do - I propose a DOA4 tourney tonight to crown somebody the gayest of them all. No fighting as chicks, of course...
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2006, 06:47:34 AM » |
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I forgot to mention Soul Caliber as totally gay. In fact, the reason I like it so much is because of how gay the guys are. The ladies are all half-naked, but the guys don't even care they're so gay!
I used to get my queer friends to play SCII and we'd comment on the gayity. It was quite fun.
And lets not EVEN mention Kareoke Revolution or DDR.
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2006, 07:26:44 AM » |
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Want to know the gayest game I've ever played?
Magna Carta FTW
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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2006, 01:12:57 PM » |
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I forgot to mention Soul Caliber as totally gay. In fact, the reason I like it so much is because of how gay the guys are. The ladies are all half-naked, but the guys don't even care they're so gay!
I used to get my queer friends to play SCII and we'd comment on the gayity. It was quite fun. Voldo and his thong takes the cake. So to speak. |
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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2006, 05:12:54 PM » |
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Want to know the gayest game I've ever played?
Magna Carta FTW Why? I heard one of the characters is a tranny. Is that true? |
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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2006, 05:15:07 PM » |
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I forgot to mention Soul Caliber as totally gay. In fact, the reason I like it so much is because of how gay the guys are. The ladies are all half-naked, but the guys don't even care they're so gay!
I used to get my queer friends to play SCII and we'd comment on the gayity. It was quite fun. Voldo and his thong takes the cake. So to speak. Absolutely. Well, they take your cake. My cake is for the LADIES! |
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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2006, 05:45:55 PM » |
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I forgot to mention Soul Caliber as totally gay. In fact, the reason I like it so much is because of how gay the guys are. The ladies are all half-naked, but the guys don't even care they're so gay!
I used to get my queer friends to play SCII and we'd comment on the gayity. It was quite fun. Voldo and his thong takes the cake. So to speak. Absolutely. Well, they take your cake. My cake is for the LADIES! . |
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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2006, 05:46:30 PM » |
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I forgot to mention Soul Caliber as totally gay. In fact, the reason I like it so much is because of how gay the guys are. The ladies are all half-naked, but the guys don't even care they're so gay!
I used to get my queer friends to play SCII and we'd comment on the gayity. It was quite fun. Voldo and his thong takes the cake. So to speak. Absolutely. Well, they take your cake. My cake is for the LADIES! . Damn you sir. Damn you. |
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2006, 10:14:23 PM » |
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« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2006, 10:24:36 PM » |
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« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2006, 02:42:44 AM » |
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I tried it too, and it's not gay so much as, well ... Japanese. |
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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2006, 03:01:04 AM » |
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Hapfloyde wrote: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=38I actually dl this and tried it after reading the review. It's actually a fairly entertaining fighter, if you can get past the hot, steaming wall of concentrated gay it packaged in. I tried it too, and it's not gay so much as, well ... Japanese. I will admit that it's very Japanese, but any game that has backgrounds consisting of large, muceled, fairys in thongs scores at least an 8 on the gay-o-meter. EDIT: Dude, Juhani was gay? I might have to go replay KOTOR now to, um, verify that bit of information... |
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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2006, 03:59:19 AM » |
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Guilty Gear's cutest female fighter is actually a male - he went through a surgery or something.
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« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2006, 04:14:02 PM » |
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Oh come on. If we're talking gay, shouldn't we bring up Michael Jackson's moonwalker? You know the one, where he hits his enemies with a fedora, everyone dies to dancing, and he "Liberates the children" [of their sexual innocence] ... well, not the little girls. He just sends them home.
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« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2006, 09:13:54 PM » |
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Dude, Juhani was gay? I might have to go replay KOTOR now to, um, verify that bit of information... I went for that in my second walkthru. You didn't miss much. You can also hook it up with Bastila as a female, if I recall. |
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« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2006, 01:06:06 AM » |
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Hapfloyde wrote:
Dude, Juhani was gay? I might have to go replay KOTOR now to, um, verify that bit of information... I went for that in my second walkthru. You didn't miss much. You can also hook it up with Bastila as a female, if I recall. Are you telling me I can create a Jedi, lesbeian love triangle in this game? My dreams are now compleate! |
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« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2006, 02:41:34 AM » |
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Meh. It really wasnt all that exciting. The idea was cool, but it's really just a few (really few) lines of dialogue.
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« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2006, 11:07:55 AM » |
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« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2006, 03:48:45 PM » |
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I've actually revised my answer. I now have one word:
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« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2006, 01:08:55 AM » |
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They may be gay, but hey, they're making money.
And I think you expand that generalization to any "artistic" japanese game. Cripes, the FF series is knee-deep in androgeny it's a wonder that they even commit to using words like "he" and "she".
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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2006, 03:23:04 AM » |
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And I think you expand that generalization to any "artistic" japanese game. Cripes, the FF series is knee-deep in androgeny it's a wonder that they even commit to using words like "he" and "she". It reminds me of 80's hair-metal, for some reason. |
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