Booth Babe photos

[Daehawk]

Ok got the thread now need the photos

[ATB]

Please. No.

[Dafones]

Weren't the booth babes removed from E3, for better or for worse?

[Punisher]

They weren't removed, however the companies have been warned that the pre-existing, previously un-enforced, dress code, will be enforced this year.

I am interested to see how this actually plays out though. E3 needs the gaming companies more than the gaming companies need E3. I wonder what will happen if even a few main stream companies decide to either ignore the warnings or blow off E3 completely (Although this would most likely be a future thing as I doubt they would pull out at the last minute)

[warning]

Ok got the thread now need the photos

Don't make me post The Amazon Princess!  I'll do it!!

[Zarkon]

Speaking of needing E3 and the like, I'm wondering how many more years G4 will be at E3, given the changes they're going through.

[pr0ner]

Speaking of needing E3 and the like, I'm wondering how many more years G4 will be at E3, given the changes they're going through.

Who knows.  They're pimping the hell out of their G4 coverage, though.

Weird thing seen yesterday: while watching some X-Play (I'm still miffed it's no longer on at 11 PM on weeknights; I can't catch 4 PM showings!), they now have a quick news segement called "The Feed", hosted by Zach Selwyn (name spelling may be off).  Just a quick entertainment news blurb, much like MTV News.  Dunno why they're going that route.

[Zarkon]

Both Icons and Attack of the Show are going away from games and tech and towards 'guy stuff'.  It ties in with the Whip Set, Man Show, Star Trek, Fastlane, et al.  

G4 is no longer videogame TV.

[Darren8r]

I was subscribed to G4 for about 3 months and I only liked well none of the shows.

Call for help.... I dont need help.

All the video game shows were hosted by a bunch of weirdo's(I guess thats the right word)

But basically all they really did was read me things I can find on the internet and add in some effects and a host.

[Knightshade Dragon]

I would have loved to host a video game show.  I'm normal (well, more normal anyway) and I know games from way back.  I don't feel the need to pull my punches either.

[whiteboyskim]

Both Icons and Attack of the Show are going away from games and tech and towards 'guy stuff'.  It ties in with the Whip Set, Man Show, Star Trek, Fastlane, et al.  

G4 is no longer videogame TV.

Good thing I never watched G4. Apparently I wasn't missing anything (and Morgan Webb is overrated, IMO) and continue to miss... Star Trek TNG reruns.

Whoo-hoo.

[dimkya]

I think G4 bought out Techtv just to get xplay. if you look at, xplay is the best show they got.

[Mattc0m]

This thread is pretty pointless without photographs. Pssst.

I expected more, Gaming Trend. I expected more.

[Daehawk]

Some from last year.....

[pr0ner]

Please. No.

Umm, why?

[pr0ner]

G4 is no longer videogame TV.

I know.  This saddens me.  My favorite shows on that channel have always been X-Play and Judgement Day.

[DarkEL]

Both Icons and Attack of the Show are going away from games and tech and towards 'guy stuff'.  It ties in with the Whip Set, Man Show, Star Trek, Fastlane, et al.  

G4 is no longer videogame TV.

Spike TV  v 1.1

[Destructor]

*booth babes from E3*

Now, where did that shot I think I took last year go that clearly showed some guy ducking down and using his camera to get a shot where no camera should be allowed to go...

Ah, booth babes. Such a pointless part of E3, yet everybody does them. Wait...that didn't turn out right...

[Zarkon]

I think G4 bought out Techtv just to get xplay. if you look at, xplay is the best show they got.

That isn't saying much.

[ATB]

Please. No.

Umm, why?

Because it confirms that many gamers are desperate losers who gawk longingly at women who will never have anything to do with them.

It's about the games, man. THE GAMES!

[CrayolaSmoker]

Please. No.

Umm, why?

Because it confirms that many gamers are desperate losers who gawk longingly at women who will never have anything to do with them.

It's about the games, man. THE GAMES!

Yeah, but I know winners who gawk longingly at women who will never have anything to do with them.  It's not so much a winner/loser kinda thing as it is a "I have a penis" kinda thing.

[whiteboyskim]

Please. No.

Umm, why?

Because it confirms that many gamers are desperate losers who gawk longingly at women who will never have anything to do with them.

It's about the games, man. THE GAMES!

You've never been to E3, have you?

[ATB]

No and I know.  It was an optimistic if foolhardy thing to say, was it not?

[Scott]

I'm all for booth babe photos as well.  Use that Canon XT Knightshade!  If the companies are going to pay for them, we may as well see them...

I don't think there is anything wrong with it.  Booth babes have been common practice in the auto industry for years.  By all means, as the industry gets more female gamers involved, have some booth dudes as well.  I imagine its a great way for young women (and potential young guys) to pay for college in a lot of cases, or to make an extra buck instead of waitressing or any other job young actresses/models take.

[Ridah]

Because it confirms that many gamers are desperate losers who gawk longingly at women who will never have anything to do with them.

That's stupid, my girlfriend looks just as hot in some of the skimpy outfits she wears (sans the DD implants a few of those girls have) and we BOTH gawk at the E3 booth babes! We NEED booth babes at E3!

[Farscry]

That's stupid, my girlfriend looks just as hot in some of the skimpy outfits she wears (sans the DD implants a few of those girls have) and we BOTH gawk at the E3 booth babes! We NEED booth babes at E3!

Maybe it's just me, but most of the "booth babes" at E3 (or other shows of this sort) are anything but "babes".  More like "booth skanks" or "booth hos".  They always have the same plastered fake smiles, horribly overabundant chest measurements, and unflattering clothing designed purely to either show as much skin as possible or shove their breasts out as far as possible.

I'll take looking at my gf any day of the week, thank you.

[Daehawk]

She reads this board does'nt she

[Soulchilde]

[whiteboyskim]

Maybe it's just me, but most of the "booth babes" at E3 (or other shows of this sort) are anything but "babes".  More like "booth skanks" or "booth hos".  They always have the same plastered fake smiles, horribly overabundant chest measurements, and unflattering clothing designed purely to either show as much skin as possible or shove their breasts out as far as possible.

This is Los Angeles we're talking about.

[Dafones]

I think those women look kind of frightening. Life-sized plastic women freak me out.

[Farscry]

She reads this board does'nt she

 :lol: No, but that was still funny!  

[Autistic Angel]

The only thing I think I'd miss about booth babes are the inevitable G4 segments where they attempt to interview the low-rent spokesmodels about the products they're allegedly there to help demonstrate.

G4: How *you* doin'?

"Model": (snapping gum) Heeyyyyyy!  I'm Bloodrayne!

G4: Wow!  I...uh...wow!  That's a great outfit!

"Model": Yeah, in'nit?!?  I'm, like, a ninja assassin, so watch out or I'm gonna get'cha!  (waves her plastic wrist blades in the air and makes "wssshhh, wssshhh!" sounds until her gum accidentally pops out of her mouth)

G4: You're pretty!

"Model": What?  Oh, thanks...where's my gum?  Hey Brandi?  Brandi!  Hey, can I have some more gum?

"Babe": Sure!  Do you want cinnamon or...um...hey, what's does this one say?

G4: (spooling tongue back into mouth) "Wintergreen."

"Babe": Yeah, what he said.

"Model": The wintergreed one is the cool one, right?  I'll have that one!

G4: Uh...how *you* doin'?

"Babe": Hi there!  I'm Jade for the awesome game "Beyond Good and Bad," and you can probably tell by my green hair, but I'm, like, a fresh and funky secret agent!

G4: You're hot!

"Babe": Thanks!  Oh, and I've got this camera and it can, like, take pictures and...like, *make* the pictures so people can see them...and it can totally shoot bad guys and knock 'em out.

G4: Wow, that's great?  Listen, do you think I could...get your number?

"Babe:" Aww, that's so sweet, but no.

G4: Are you sure?  I...I just feel like we've really connected here, and-

Bouncer: Okay, pal, I think you've seen everything there is to see here.  How about you move along, eh?

G4: Wait, I...oh...all right.  Um...back to you, Morgan.

Morgan: (inexplicably pouty) Thanks.  We'll be back with more of our all-Booth Babe coverage right after this....

[Commercial]

(Two DUDES are sitting on a couch looking at a TV screen.  One is furiously banging on a set of Nintendo's bongo controllers.  The second looks off screen.

Dude #2: Hurry up man: boss is coming!

Dude #1: (plays bongos faster) Dude!  I've almost got it!

Supermodel: (enters) Hey guys, how are things coming on that new game?  I have two more ideas for you to work on!

Dude #1: We're almost done with level three, and just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit.

Supermodel: Great!  (smiles seductively and exits)

Dude #2: Dude, I can't believe we get paid to enter binary code with bongo drums!

Dude #1: I know!  And my mom said I'd never get *anywhere* trying to tighten up the graphics in level three just by clapping my hands!

(The dudes both start clapping their hands in unison.)

[End.]

Pfeh. :roll:

-Autistic Angel

[-Lord Ebonstone-]

Yes well that pretty much sums it up.

[whiteboyskim]

Change "end" to "fin" and you've got it.

[gameoverman]

A few that I found(and liked).

A call to war:


Best in the 'non slutty' category:


Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown:

[Chaz]

[Commercial]

(Two DUDES are sitting on a couch looking at a TV screen.  One is furiously banging on a set of Nintendo's bongo controllers.  The second looks off screen.

Dude #2: Hurry up man: boss is coming!

Dude #1: (plays bongos faster) Dude!  I've almost got it!

Supermodel: (enters) Hey guys, how are things coming on that new game?  I have two more ideas for you to work on!

Dude #1: We're almost done with level three, and just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit.

Supermodel: Great!  (smiles seductively and exits)

Dude #2: Dude, I can't believe we get paid to enter binary code with bongo drums!

Dude #1: I know!  And my mom said I'd never get *anywhere* trying to tighten up the graphics in level three just by clapping my hands!

(The dudes both start clapping their hands in unison.)

[End.]

Pfeh. :roll:

-Autistic Angel

Fantabulous!  I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoys the hell out of that particular commercial.  Right up there with the Zelda rap.

[Sarkus]

I think those women look kind of frightening. Life-sized plastic women freak me out.

Like these?  www.realdoll.com

 

[ATB]

<cough> The second one is looking at you like you're the loser you are. <cough>


 

[Darren8r]

Found Bianca Beauchamp(a adult model) in some Booth Babe photos.

And a video: http://media.putfile.com/Bianca-Beauchamp-E3-day01

[Daehawk]

DaaAaamn