David Roberts

PROFILE:

I've been gaming since my dad made the bad decision of buying me a Nintendo when I was four years old. Every day I'd find myself with my face glued to a TV screen, punching away at buttons, getting furious with Bowser, Dr. Wily, and those freakin' birds in Ninja Gaiden. Since then I have failed to get my parents to play any board game with me, I sold my full copy of Earthbound with box and guide for $300 to some dude in Austria for rent money, and I still believe in Nintendo even after all these years.

Posts by David Roberts:

Promised Wii U update is live, increases speed, fixes overscan issues, adds Virtual Console

by 22 days ago

    Well, it's finally here. The Wii U update that Nintendo promised in their last Direct video is live, increasing the overall speed and stability of many of the Wii U's …

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    Copy/Paste — LEGO City Undercover: The Chase Begins review

    by 27 days ago

    Before I delve into the details of TT Fusion’s latest 3DS title, I’d like you to check out my review for LEGO City Undercover right here. Go ahead -- take your …

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    Why EarthBound’s reemergence is important, not only for fans, but for Nintendo

    by 29 days ago

      On Wednesday, Nintendo threw a massive amount of information at us through one of their Nintendo Direct videos. In it, Nintendo president Satoru Iwata detailed a long list of upcoming …

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      Ubisoft gets rad with new Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon screens, Michael Biehn interview

      by 30 days ago

      Coming completely out of left field, Ubisoft surprised everyone with the raditude that is Blood Dragon, the upcoming stand-alone expansion to Far Cry 3. To hype everyone up for it, …

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      Massive info dump details Nintendo’s upcoming 3DS and Wii U plans

      by 30 days ago

      Wow. Just... wow. Every time I feel like I have a grasp on where Nintendo's coming from, they throw out a curveball, surprising everyone. The biggest news from today's Nintendo …

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      What will you sacrifice to escape? — Soul Sacrifice preview

      by 32 days ago

      I’m going to come right out and say it -- less than an hour in Soul Sacrifice, I wanted to throw in the towel. I’ve never been able to wrap …

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      Splinter Cell: Blacklist coming to Wii U

      by 36 days ago

      While many companies aren't bringing their games to Nintendo's beleaguered console, Ubisoft has shown solidarity, and has just confirmed that Splinter Cell: Blacklist will be releasing day and date with …

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      Ubisoft’s digital lineup is looking solid

      by 36 days ago

      Michael Biehn. Power Glove. Rad neon lights. Ubisoft, you've got yourself one happy customer here. The mega-publisher Ubisoft has just announced several new additions to their digial lineup for the …

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      EA “wins” The Consumerist’s “Worst Company In America” competition for the second year in a row

      by 39 days ago

        After a long, hard fought battle, and some rather deflective soul-searching, the public has declared EA to be the "Worst Company In America," according to The Consumerist. EA defeated Bank …

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        Super Meat-roid Boy — Guacamelee! review

        by 39 days ago

        The first thing you’ll notice about Guacamelee! is just how damned funny everything is. Set in a Spanglish version of Mexico, we are privy to the life of one Juan …

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        Pandora’s Tower finally coming Stateside April 16th

        by 44 days ago

        Europe typically doesn't get a head start on us usually lucky Americans, more often than not being left out in the cold when it comes to localization. But Europe not …

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        Watch some crazy — in English — in the latest Killer Is Dead trailer

        by 44 days ago

        If you're a fan of Suda 51 games like I am, you appreciate the subtle nuances, the bold, yet understated satire, and... okay, let's face it, you're a fan of …

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