Bioshock Infinite Bioshock Infinite Release Date Announced

Yes, it’s October 16th.  That’s when it comes out.  Usually I’d tease that out a bit, spend some time writing up a bit of color commentary about what a great Halloween game this breed of warped dystopian nightmare will be, but frankly, I want to spend as little time contemplating Bioshock Infinite as possible.  The only thing I need to know now is how much 2K Games wants for whatever crazy Ultimate Collector’s Edition they might be putting out, and then I’ll seal myself up in a nice dark sensory deprivation chamber until I can play it for myself.

It’ll be PC for me, but don’t despair: 360 and PS3 versions are due out the same day.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go try to take my mind off this agonizing eight month wait by…I don’t know, distracting myself with Mass Effect 3 or something.